The full opposites list as it stands:

Zokutou - The Ascending Spiral
The Peoples Friend - Elderly Ladies Writing and Cross-Stitch Circle = A plummeting straight trajectory
Animal Haters toddlers group always end up missing the target
I-love-zoos people never miss setting goals
You hate freedom animals always say - Mister liquid goals
Ram love, Bondage, is something people rarely say, Miss Vapour Pants
People are always talking about sex or the weather sighed Mr Vacuum
No one mimes celibacy in a void! shrieked Ms. Broom
Someone acts sexually on a vacuum, rumored by Dr. Dustpan.
Everyone is naturally virginal in dense star clusters, according to the facts from Prof. Messy
Slutty vaccums disprove the tidy ignoramous\'s falicies
The chaste air confirms the truth of the words of the slovenly sage.
Fertile ground gives way under the trim Fool\'s missteps.
The barren sky doesn\'t fall as the obese magician strides purposefully
The people panic as meteors streak down from the heavens
No-one bats an eyelid at a tranquil blue sky.
The catastrophic storm threw the populace into chaos.
\"Wanna watch some paint dry?\" asked Jeb. \"Okay,\" drawled Jess.
Three sophisticates argued about going to the wet banks of the river.
Larry, Curly and Moe were agreed on their holiday destination: the middle of the Sahara Desert.
The Marx brothers always fought about working around the Pacific rim
Karl Marx agreed to a vacation to the inner Mediterranean?
Groucho, Chico and Harpo set to star in a remake of Fantastic Voyage!
Huey, Dewie and Louie struck from Untitled Roger Rabbit set due to major quack-up!
For Bugs and Daffy, the rollercoaster was one long series of ups and downs
Elmer Fudd flatlined.
Womours of my death have been gwately exaggewated
It\'s a little known fact, but you\'re actually dead.
Everyone knows I haven\'t been born yet.
You must think I was born yesterday
I don\'t believe you\'re as old as you the hills
I\'m a religious person, you\'re as young as me valleys.
I\'m as old as the hills, but I\'m no saint
She was as fresh and innocent as this morning\'s dew.
His stinking sweat proved the guilt of last night.
By the light of day, her sweet odour tried to hide her innocence.
It was dark, and his pungent stench was the final proof that he was very guilty.
She didn\'t do it, everyone could see her and none could smell her.
The guilty party was invisible and stank to high heaven.
The truth laid bare and smelling like roses.
The impostor refused to sleep with Winnie the Pooh, touching like thistles.
Tonight on Narcoleptics Anonymous, Sleeping Beauty confesses her snoring woke her up.
Snow white was in bed, feeling sleepy
The evil queen paced restlessly around the hallways of her castle
Good King Wenceslas looked out on the Feast of Stephen
An anonymous, uncaring, pauper avoided glancing at the starving masses around him
Prince Valiant stared intently at the sumptuous feast from afar.
No seafood for Princess Addick
\"I dine every evening on the finest octopus\", said Symbol
She suffers from anorexia nervousa, bombarded by questions of worth by the Numbers.
He ate my every word, which i fed out drily.
She\'ll spit out my illiteracy.
He swallows my books
She cranes her neck
She stands very still
He sat kind of wobbly on the chair with two legs.
He stood proudly on his stool.
She slipped wearily off the edge of the seat onto the floor.
He slipped on his jeans tightly over his butt.
She balanced under her skirt loosely under her front.
He dropped over his pants tightly over his back
She stood under her shirt loosely under her rump.
His steak was firmily fixed to his bare forehead.
Her lettuce was floppily detached from her body.
He pasted a candybar to its head with gusto.
She carefully cut the fruit from her leg.
He hastily attached the vegetables to his arm.
She quickly got fruity with his legs.
She slowly got fruity with his legs.
She jammed his legs together.
He did a split in midair.
She didn\'t do a split on the ground.
She killed your mom.
Your father ressurected her.
My mother killed him.
Your father saved her.
Your father damned her.
Your father blessed her
My mother cursed him
Her father blessed her
his father blessed him
her mother cursed her
his father blessed him
his mother laid a deep and powerful curse upon him
her father sat a shallow nor strong hex infront of her
his mother stood a deep and weak hex behind him
my sister sat in a small but strong octigon infront of her
his brother crouched in a huge weak paper cone
her sister stood tall on a small, strong metal rectangular prism
his brother hung out a large, weak wooden triangular cock
his sister in law laid out a small, bendy pvc circular fanny
her brother out law picked up a massive, straight plastic octagonal man with a hole
his sister in criminal trougth down a tiny,floppy rubber woman with three holes
Her brother out of victim caught up with a huge fluffy, hard man without 300 hairs
his transexual sister in innocence did\'nt catch down without a small coarse soft women with 150 rabbits
her lesbian brother out preditor did loose up with a large spungey man without any 300 guineapigs
his gay sister in prey didn\'t find in without a teenie weenie solid homosexual woman with no 3000 gerbils
her straight brother not praying foud out with a high wide and hansome soft lesbian man
his atheist lesbian sister hid with a small, homely, hardcore straight girl
her religious straight brother revealed a large, comely gay boy
his atheist lesbian sister hid a tiny, unhappy girl
His sister, a zealot, searched for a big, happy man.
Her brother, an apathetic fellow, ran away from a small, angry elf.
His mother, a considerate woman, chased after a gentle giant.
her posseser, an evil, coniving bitch, stalked a small penis
Her servant, a lovely, good-hearted woman with impeccable spelling, turned away from the glistening hole between her spread legs and sighed.
his freedom fighter, a hate filled bisexual, pulled out a sawnoff and blew the shit out of someone full of irony
her freedom fighter, a loving bisexual, pulled out a sawnoff and blew the shit out of someone full of irony
his prisoner, a hateful celibate, hid a shotgun, but pissed on no one anaemic
The guard romped, full-blooded and gunned to the hilt.
The prisoner froze, impotent, with a feather duster
The free man melted, all shagged out, without a fur anti-duster
... just as the oppressed wretched, knelt beside him, appeared to solidify in abject introspection.
... like the impressed that watched, I stood above him and never thought of him sadly.
...so unimpressed, I couldn\'t watch, I stood below and always thought of him, smiling
...so impressed I had to watch, standing beside and not thinking of her smiling face
It was so thoroughly underwhelming that I turned away, then wandered off slowly, contemplating the anguish I knew he\'d feel later.
she was overwhelmed by the situation that she turned into the room, wondering if she could contain her excitement
Leaving the room, he felt a pang of guilt for what he had just done
She entered with a clear conscience.
He left in turmoil
He passed away peacefully.
She lived on recklessly.
He died as conservatively as he lived, at home, in bed, having only reached the average lifespan.
She lived as enigmatically as she died, travelling, burning the candle at both ends , maintaining her youthfulness to the end
She lived out loud in public all the time, growing old with grace and energy (owing to her good sleeping habits).
He lived quietly by himself sometimes, getting younger and more clumsy and tired (due to his bad partying habits).
she died loudly by herself sometimes, getting older and more agile and awake (due to her good sleeping habits)
She did not cry when she was born, and the midwife had to slap air into her unwilling lungs.
She cried loudly when she died, forcing air into her willing body.
He was born silent; no breath escaped his unresponsive body.
She was loud at birth; gasping excitedly for air and wiggling every second.
He was silent at death; breathing calmly for water and still for years.
He clung to life fiercely, screaming defiance until the fire consumed him.
She let go of life meekly, laughing in pleasure until the water washed her onto the shore.
She let go of life meekly, laughing in pleasure until the water washed her onto the shore.
She let go of life meekly, laughing in pleasure until the water washed her onto the shore.
She let go of life meekly, laughing in pleasure until the water washed her onto the shore.
He seized death firmly, weeping in sorrow after the dryness drew him into the shallows.
Life in the depths of the ocean makes her dream of the scorching desert sun.
Death in the heights of the sky makes her a reality of the cold city night.
life in the lows of the ground makes him a lie in the warm village day.
death outside of the heights of the sky doesn\'t make him stand outside the cold city night.
death outside of the heights of the sky doesn\'t make him stand outside the cold city night.
life inside of the widths of the surface make her sit inside on the warm countryside day.
Death outside of the skiny insides won\'t let him stand outside in the cold city night.
Live inside of the fat outside will not let her sit inside out of the hot country day
Live inside of the fat outside will not let her sit inside out of the hot country day
Die outside of the Skinny inside won\'t let him stand outside in the cold city night.
outside the house is different to the feelings within it
open spaces scare me
closed spaces means more ppl can see me
open voids mean nothing
The tightly locked box had been filled with all the photographs and documents that had any meaning to her.
she started to cry when she remembered shes locked her credit card in the box
He stopped laughing when he remembered he had forgotten where he had left his check book.
He stopped laughing when he remembered he had forgotten where he had left his check book.
She started to laugh hysterically when she remembered where she had left the tidy bundle of cash.
when she looked #@ the money she noticed half was missing
when she looked at the money she noticed it was double what she had expected.
he didn\'t look at the money which was half of what he would have expected
he picked up the money & took it to buy his wife flowers
He got to his feet scornfully, leaving the money where it was, but dashing the vase of flowers to the floor.
part of the vase cut the woman on the eye
the whole flower healed the man under you
It\'s not over until the fat lady sings.
I\'m quite thin thank you, and we\'re only just getting started.
I\'m not beautiful by your standards. I\'m sorry but this is the end.
I\'m beautiful not by your standards. I\'m not sorry, but this is not the end
You\'re not beautiful by my standards. I forgive you, but this is just the begininning.
I wish you weren\'t beautiful. I\'m going to hate you forever. Goodbye.
I wish you were beautiful. I\'m going to love you forever. Hello.
I made you beautiful. I loved you until yesterday. Bye.
You destroyed my ugliness. You hated me today. Greetings.
I created your beauty. I loved you yesterday. Farewell.
I destroyed your beauty. I hated you yeseturday. Hello
No. I tihnk you maybe wrong. You shouldn\'t see why though.
No. I think you maybe wrong. You shouldn\'t see why though.
Definately, i know you are right. I can always know why.
Possibly, you may be wrong, though I can\'t always tell.
We both know that I am always right.
We never know if I am ever right.
You always know that I am never wrong.
I wish what you told me made some kind of logical sense.
You wish what I told you made no sense at all.
I don\'t want to listen to your lies anymore!
Sing me the soft and brilliant lies of summer; lull me with your words into a sense of wonder and joy.
Harsh notes that play in my mind, fear and loathing force me down
My love sings softly to me, courage and love gently lift me upward. yay!
My hatred cries out in my heart, empty darkness dragging me down.
Joy sings me softly to sleep, and dark is full of soft comfort.
dark sings me softly awake, and joy is empty of aches and pains
light whispers you loudly asleep, and fear is full of good feelings and tickles
Darkness drags me awake, hope empty and bleak.
I fell alseep with the nightlight on, now my nightmares are crowded by clowns.
Somehow, in the darkness all my nightmares fled. It\'s only the light I have to worry about.
I know why there is no light in my dreams. Welcome darkness enfolds me now.
You wonder if darkness prevails. I refuse to befriend the light
Implying ethnical comfort
Harmonical gathering
unharmonious scattering
a felicitous arrangement, placed in the center of the hallway.
A angry chaos, free from the confines of architecture.
A joyful shout from inside a bright house.
A sorrowful hiss from outside a dark forest.
the dark forset was light inside
light flame
dark shadow
bright silhouette
Even in merest outline, the novel was one of the darkest he\'d ever read.
Even in merest outline the novel was one of the funniest he\'d ever read.
Not even the completed short story was serious enough for her.
The piecemeal novel was always comic enough for him.
The whole biography will never be tragic enough for her
This one fragment of the fictional lives of kings and queens made him set the book aside for his uncontrollable weeping.
The weeping king and queen of Denmark set him aside in exchange for the book.
The elated peasants of Denmark held him close along with the book.
The depressed nobility of the moon rejected her and her daytime television show.
The happy nerds enjoyed him and his late night shakespear perfomance
A miserable jock hated her and her early morning Eugene O\'Neil discussion.
A happy nerd loved him and his late afternoon Eugene O\'Neil argument.
A sad stylish person hated her and her early morning Cinderella agreement.
A happy daggy dresser loves him and his late night step-mother encounters
Two forlorn nudists hate her and how she avoids her adopted sons in the early morning.
show me your boobies
hide your boobies
display your nostrils
hide your face
Take off your pants
pants your off-take
Put my shirt on
Pull your shirt off
put your shirt on
take your shirt off
keep your pants on
take my shirt off
put my jeans on
take my jeans off
Dumb ass
Clever non-ass
Dumb mule
smart ass
dumb ass
clever dick
dumb criminal
an intelligent person who is involved in law enforcement
the assistant principal
The student
a graduate student with a master\'s degree
high school drop out with a napkin that has illedgable scribles on it
University physics professor with a well drawn chart
Kindergarten bicycling assistent has forgotten her scribbled picture.
Underage national nationalists working for a college degree discovered the roseta stone
Barely legal illegal alien slums for beans while looking at porn
Twelve year old Swedish girl eats caviar at a five star restaurant.
A man of non-discriminate age barfs. In an alley. It was cloudy.
a woman eats a burger in a park in the sunshine
A man throws up a three course meal in a park in the moonlight
Jesus prepares a cup \'o noodles bowel while watching boweling in the alley.
Satan does nothing
God is everything
Everything is God
God is Everything
the Devil is Nothing.
Everyone is something
His self-worth disintegrated minute by minute as he waited.
Her chutzpah accelerated intto infinite realms as she zoomed down the parkway.
Her chutzpah slowed into a finite area as she crawled up the parkway.
\"Please sir, may i have some more?\" The young urchin urged his will upon the infinite mass of man; crawling with beatles and lice
\"No, ma\'am, that\'s enough,\" said the well-dressed old man.
\"Yes, sir, I need more!\" demanded the shabby youth.
\"Yes, sir, I need more!\" demanded the shabby youth.
// the forward slashes rebeled gracefully
clumsily, the backward slashes embraced
Funnily the funnels funneled foreward facing. for real.
Can we cook cool clear caspien sea water? Please.
\"No, no water no nothing! not now!\" \"Not nice Nancy.\"
Positvely charged, the oxygen accelerated onwards towards the ocean
The ocean, was boastin\' Holding on to the O-2 alive again was the hydrogen
Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink, or so i think.
Don\'t Drink. Or Drive. Stay Alive. Describe shells of sea and sea calls from the gulls.
And the shrill yells from the flying beasts failed to detere the wandering sapiens...
It was hell. The devils vying for my sole. My shoes. The very tread of my existence...
No need for repetitiveness, the last thing we need is a bursting cyst
So greed and tenderness are really just friend and clear skinned youths burn for new trends
Flaying the dead horse, gets you to death. Red death more or less recreates the next
Line. the last time, i will rhyme. Not for my mind nor yours, silly fine distributed by boars
Anyways, letes get back to the program....It was a dark and stormy sentence.
It wasn\'t a light and peaceful phrase
I grabbed the nearest heavy tome and swung it angrily; it connected with his forehead with a sickening thud. Oops.
Lightly, I picked up the leaflet and swatted him casually on the shoulder with it.
The fly died. It fell swell. To the floor and then swept out the door. Heavy the weight of my soul rested on my soles
The fly returned to life, rising into the air, and drifting deeper inside the building. I no longer felt the weight my my soul on my shoulders.
My, My, what a pretty fly...said the spider whose only thought was for the fly to die
Sad and happy
Jubilant, yet broken.
Don\'t cry over spilt milk.
I only ever cry about the little things
You never laugh about the big thoughts.
I always cry when breads bought
Crumbs for you!
You see!
It\'s sad
Not Rad
Nor fatherly...that is to say \"Dad\"
It reminds me of the life and times of the one and only \"BE\" rad
Stinking suckling screwing bastard that he is, maybe he should just stop having kids...
B-rad is excellent, he is glad and soothing like efferfescent. Don\'t be mad at B-rad just because he\'s a dad
Or maybe not yet dont\' sweat this diction. no regret. It\'s all just a story, for fun, that\'s right-fiction
It was a dark and stormy sentence, the sense made nun, while the checks collected in dialectic rerun
All in all the collective randomness sucked enough creativity to power a machine to covert water too piss
And that machine is me it Be totally and absolutly Rad. Had beens and who were\'s; give up before the dangerous curve
Smelly, the slithering snake slimed it\'s soft belly across the silver screen featuring on the telly
Speak swiftly sojourner: someone say something soon.
Journeyman jingled jauntly jason Jasper\'s jailed Jay
the pro wiggled on the dance floor, whispering in the ear of her partner
the amateur stretched out over the yoga matt, shouting mantras to himself
The master rolled up the noisy student inside the yoga mat, and carried the bundle off into a closet.
Then, the novice took the student out of the closet by unrolling the yoga mat.
Now the student pushed the novice into the cupboard, rolling up the yoga mat.
Now the student pulled the novice out of the cupboard, unrolling the yoga mat.
Then the teacher pushed the veteran into the cupboard, rolling the yoga mat
The students revolted against the yoga master, kicking him across his mat
The master embraced the others, squeezing them tightly in his breath-stealing clutch.
The killed them all with mercy, instead of giving them a slow tourtered death.
I walked into a tree
the man fell off a cliff
the cliff fell off a man
the child fell off the hill
the child didnt fall off the hill
the adult didnt like the hill
the adult didnt like the singer
the adult didnt like the minger
the adult was a minger
the woman was a minger
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the woman was a minger
the child fell off the hill
When adults fall in love the often move up the spiritual ladder
A dull boy tried to make it with his Trojan horse but he was denied by the chalice of the whores
It is the intellegent man who understands the concept of the English Kanigget
It is the stupid man who doesn\'t understand the concept of the English Kannigget
But the wise men are the ones who know they don\'t understand anything, not even the English Kannigget
However foolish you may be, you don\'t have come back and fight, even if it is only a flesh wound.
You are an idiot for not coming back to finish him, even though his wounds were mortal.
I am a genius for stabbing him again and again, even though it was obvious he could never recover.
Foolishly I didn\'t stab him, and he walked away unharmed.
I stabbed him, oh my god, twenty seven times. His blood is all over my hands and there he lies.
You didn\'t stab her, no your devil, fifty four times. Her water isn\'t not under your feet but here she stands.
I\'m alive and I\'m screaming, only just delivered.
They\'re dead and silent; everything\'s taken away.
We\'re alive and strident; nothing has remained.
I am dead and silent; everything is here.
I am dead but I scream: everything has been lost.
You are alive and you are silent: nothing will be found
I\'m dead and I\'m screaming, here\'s the answer to everything
The grave is so silent I have lost my mind.
i have lost my mind in the silence
my mind was lost in the silence
In the chaos, your body was found.
I walked among serene forest glades.
You skimmed over wild ocean waves.
i flipped the random magazine pages
you held the choice newspaper covers
i let go of the unwanted magazine pages
you grab the coveted literature.
I\'m giveing you the stupid video already!
That was too much bandwidth. You don\'t get to download that!
There is plenty of ink in the pot. You can write it out by hand!
The ink pot is empty. Use a pencil!
The pencil lead has broken. An ink pen is the best option.
After the pen exploded all over the inside of the airplane, he searched for a pencil.
the pencil was blunt and he relized it was going to be a long day
she blazed through her short life, weilding a sharpened pen.
she slunk through her long life, clutching a blunted pencil
As he skipped around his short life, he dropped his sharp sword.
Before she tripped over her long death, she picked up her blunt knife
With leaves rustling like dried bones, the sharp scythe slid slowly towards the serpent
A rough brick hurtled away from the spiders amongst the soft petals of fresh flowers
Settled and smooth and still just outside the desiccated web of petrified trees, the insects stalked
The agitated anteater rushed into the oddly fertile desert.
The amiable ant ambled across an average acre.
The alliteration-hating beetle ran under an unusual orca.
A spelling bee flew over the ordinary seaweed.
A dyslexic elephant stumbled into an exotic cactus.
No normal pigeon stands up out of a bland pine tree.
All the unusual lizards were hiding under colourful knitting needles.
None of the normal puppies were showing off their dull quroshe hooks
The eccentric cat-lady brandished her shiny crochet hook at the airplane.
The boring businessman plopped down his outdated laptop in front of the turtle.
The exhilerated hobo plucked the natty linen notebook from under the turtle\'s nose.
The downtrodden executive left the brand new notebook under the turtle\'s nose.
The upwardly mobile vagabond took the used notebook out from under the hare\'s rear end.
The honest but failing businessman placed the brand new glossy notebook on top of the rabbit\'s head.
The successfully deceptive thief stole the tattered notebook from the tiger\'s back.
The annoying do-gooder returned it.
The mentor nobly gave the item away.
His students greedily took the idea from him.
Her teacher generously gave her the object.
Her teacher generously gave her the object.
the object generously gave her a teacher
The man begrudgingly gave him a pupil.
The woman willingly gave her an iris.
The man tore up his organ donor card.
The man enthusiastically signed his organ donor card.
The woman crossed-out the signature on her organ donor card.
The man re-wrote the directions on his blood recipient document.
The woman rubbed out the misleading map on her tank of donated water.
The serpent drew a realistic masterpiece on the underside of its gasoline-tank.
An angel erased an impressionistic drawing from the top of a water bottle
A devil drew a work of modern art on the bottom of a wine glass.
The saint erased a cave drawing from the top of a beer can.
The sinner traced a vector of light to the bottom of a bottle of mineral water.
The samaritan projected a sound from the top of the tea-cup.
The wounded man caught rays of light in the bottom of the coffee mug.
The unharmed girl threw solid objects out of the teapot.
The injured boy poured the runny liquid into the kettle.
The girl dumped the runny liquid from the kettle over the boy\'s head.
The boy ate an apple that was frozen by the strange girl
A lady crapped several oranges which were thawed on a normal dude.
In the baby\'s urine was a small amount of lemon juice, which was frozen by a most distinguished scientist.
The artist of poor reputation heated several gallons of orange-ade which were found in the elephant\'s semen.
The well-respected businessman was frozen by a thimbful of apple juice from the mouse\'s ova.
A widely-disliked homeless woman was cooked in the bath of rat sperm which was poured out of the Coca-Cola can.
The much-loved right wing MP will be eaten under the shower of dog urine, which will later be filtered into the wine bottle.
A mildy-disliked Labour party supporter ate in a clean, sterile, animal-free environment where plastic utensils only were allowed.
Two very highly thought of Tory MPs went for drinks in a dirty, bacteria-ridden zoo where the floor covered in smashed glass.
Ten publicly-hated communists threw a tea party on a exceedingly clean farm where a few pieces of expertly-cut plastic could be viewed on the ceiling.
A hundred secretly-haled fascists crashed a cocktail do in a filthy town-house where a large number of amateurly-ripped bits of paper could be heard blowing around the floor.
A single publicly-supported communist minister was invited to an informal teetotal gathering in an immaculate country mansion where a professionally-carved piece of wood would be seen firmly-glued to the roof.
The divorced undercover merchant banker threw a big black-tie piss-up in a filthy old barn with tree-trunks growing up through its foundations.
The divorced undercover merchant banker threw a big black-tie piss-up in a filthy old barn with tree-trunks growing up through its foundations.
The happily-married publicity-loving charity worker had some badly-dressed tramps over for a serious discussion in a modern, impeccably-kept, much-sought-after apartment.
The media-shy conniving businessman who often argued with his wife, had a jovial chat with some victims of his white-collar crime (all of whom wore suits) on a site of badly maintained ancient ruins.
The world-renowned philanthropist, who had an excellent relationship with her lesbian partner, had a most unpleasant conversation with some common thugs (most of whom were naked) that had tried to beat her up (most of whom were naked) at a very successful theme park.
The little-known, most definitely heterosexual tax-evader, had a cosy chat with well-respected over-dressed professionals who had tried to help her out at a failing art gallery.
An incredibly famous wealthy benefactor, of questionable sexual orientation, started a punch-up with a badly-dressed manual worker who had tried to rip him off at a very successful science museum.
The unknown charity recipient, who was very obviously gay, exercised great will-power and refrained from going near the smartly-dressed doctor who had successfully beat him up in the dreary, little-visited park.
The famous gift-giver, who is possibly trans-sexual, approached the lawyer, dressed entirely in rags, who had tried to save her life in the busy, popular shopping-center.
The famous gift-giver, who is possibly trans-sexual, approached the lawyer, dressed entirely in rags, who had tried to save her life in the busy, popular shopping-center.
The run-of-the-mill thief, who is known to cross-dress, avoided the smartly-dressed doctor who killed him last week in a quiet corner shop.
The unique and unusual policeman, who greatly disapproves of transvestism, ran up to the scruffy nurse who will resurrect him next year in a crowded market-place.
The fairly average but very sexually liberal female firefighter, walked away from the neat-looking doctor who will murder her next year in a deserted field.
The quite outstanding but prudish ambulance-man, ran toward the hippie hospital patient who gave birth to him last month in the middle of a busy road.
The fairly mediocre accident victirm, who loved nothing better than a good shag, walked away from the very conservative school pupil who will murder him tomorrow by the side of a little-used dirt-track.
An award-winning arsonist, who always shied away from sexual encounters, made a beeline for the quite whacky university lecturer who he saved from death yesterday on a major highway.
The little-recognised emergency-worker, who had had a record number of sexual partners, ran away from the bog-standard student whom he tried to kill yesterday on an out-of-the-way footpath.
The much-hated community parasite, who was still a virgin, strided boldly and purposely up to the student body president whose live he will save next year at Waterloo station.
The philanthropist, who had a small fan club and many sexual partners, crept timidly away from the class dunce whom he is plotting to murder shortly at Gatwick airport.
The cruel sex-deprived dictator, who often received hate-mail , made himself known the teacher\'s pet whom he was once body-guard to on a visit to Victoria coach-station.
The kind citizen, who was well-lied and led a good life in every respect, kept away from the school rebel whom he will one day stalk around Heathrow airport.
The cruel and greatly-feared dysfunctional tyrant hung around with the headmaster who once help him out in Grand Central Station.
The most pleasant and likeable, generally well-balanced peasant, bullied the games mistress who, several times, had annoyed him on a trip to the Arizona desert.
The unpopular and mentally-unhinged land-owner, befriended the hockey captain whose company he had enjoyed on a trip to the North Pole.
The usually friendly and psychologically-stable council tenant, picked a fight with the team goalie with whom he had had a big fall-out with on a trip to the Equator.
An occasionally hostile home-owning psychiatric patient, bought roses for a lone artist with whom he had become friends whilst sitting at home in his igloo.
The even-tempered heart surgeon who rented a flat, sold snow-drops to a sociable accountant he met whilst standing on his head in a mud-hut.
A grumpy hairdresser who bought a house, stole summer flowers from the anti-social sculptor whom he said goodbye to whilst sitting on his arse outside a luxurious mansion.
The cheery pedicurist who sold a car, donated autumn leaves to a friendly painter whom she shouted hello to whilst running a marathon in a deprived area.
The depressing manicurist who bought a bus, was given spring flowers by an unfriendly paint-stripper whom he whispered goodbye to whilst hopping in a sack race in Manhattan.
The optimistic chiropodist who sold a train, will take autumn trees from an amicable muralist whom he yelled \'Hi!\' to whilst running a relay in Brooklyn.
A pessimistic dentist who bought yachts, planted spring seedlings for the aloof carpet-layer who quietly swore at him whilst disrupting others\' private business in The Bronx.
A hopeful doctor who sold small dinghies, reaped an autumn harvest for the charimatic roof-tile-remover who loudly complimented him whilst minding his own business in Manhattan.
many hopeless murderers who bought large cars, sowed a spring field for the sociopathic foundation-layer who quietly insulted her before being nosy in a rural town in Hungary.
A few successful lifesavers who had had to sell all their possessions, picked all the fruit in the autumn orchard for the psychologically stable bull-dozer driver who loudly complimented them after walking blind-folded through an urban village in New York.
One failed drowning man who had bought an entire kingdom, planted trees in the spring garden for the schizophrenic combine-harvester passenger who silently insulted him before running naked through Los Angeles.
Two successfully drowned med gave away nothing, dug trees in the Winter garden for the too sane tractor driver who screamed his love after running laden with clothes through New York.
A woman, who happened to be on fire, planted flowers in the desert for a slightly insane celibate stark naked pilot.
A man in a swimming pool is carrying dead weeds for his clever nympho submarine commander
A woman on an ice-rink put down some blooming flowers for the unintelligent asexual jet-plane passenger.
The man in the volcano pulled the withered tree out of the promiscuous genius telephone-box pilot.
The dog on the calm, tranquil hill pushed the freshly-painted lamp-post into the unexciting and unintelligent tin-can astronaut.
The cat on uneven terrain pulled the peeling letter-box away from the bright, charismatic space-ship builder.
The sliding mouse pushed the new email towards the dull, boring software developer.
The climbing rat snatched the tattered envelope from the bubbly TV presenter.
The falling ox handed a brand-new package to the unhappy radio listener.
The upbeat radio song talked about rising bulls and battered parcels.
The people danced around falling cows and new letters in a melancholy manner.
The leader slumped in front of the sleeping lamb and old parchments in sublime joy.
The camp-followers woke the animals with their shrieks of terror.
The town president settled the child to sleep with a gentle lullaby.
The chav awoke the baby by blasting a loud rock ballad.
The matron lulled the old woman to sleep with a gentle ditty.
all of the nortams shocked all of the infant boys awake without a rough non-musical phrase
With a rough but rythmic phrase, not a nortam did not shock none of the baby boys awake.
Dozy big girls: total peace, the somertam, and an occasional smooth word.
Lively wee lads - a modicum of chaos, no real meaning and harsh words often.
Ponderous matrons in great dignity, occassionally delivering philosophical orations.
Skinny hags, in all foolishness, spouted off nonsensical rhymes.
large princesses seriously rap
tiny princes frivolously mumble
The rotund little boy considered the equation carefully
The painfully thin tall girl sloppily ignored the open ended question.
The elderly, frail grandmother rushed in where angels fear to tread.
The elderly, frail grandmother rushed in where angels love to tread.
The young, robust boy hesitated on the path paved with good intentions, where demons proudly stride.
Then the ancient, gangly old man ran back through the field of ill feelings, where kittens quietly slink about.
The kittens scampered noisily, pressing forward through the garden of delights, until ending up at the feet of the old man, who stood still as a statue.
The young boy hurtled through the back alley, passing by a litter of sleeping kittens.
The octogenarian woman stood fixed in place in the middle of Broadway, away from a solitary waking hound.
The premature fetus gyrated wildly across Central Park, converging with a pack of rabid Dobermans.
The mature adult calmly stood in the East Side, avoiding a single harmless poodle.
A little boy excitedly ran westward toward three snarling Dobermans
The juvenile toddler madly raged in the Western Quadrant, attacking a herd of rabid zebras.
The very mature old man calmly sauntered along the east, resting peacefully with a group of quiet albino horses.
Several mature adults happily strolled on the perimeter of the Eastern Hemisphere, conversing with an also happy horse.
Several mature adults happily strolled on the perimeter of the Eastern Hemisphere, conversing with an also happy horse.
One child sulked at the center of Western Hemisphere, leading a silent goldfish.
One child sulked at the center of Western Hemisphere, leading a silent goldfish.
one infant sadly ran under the area of the western hemisphere, whilst saying nothing to an unhappy dog.
a billion ancient angels gleefully trudged over the head of a pin, screaming at the top of their lungs to a nearby joyous scorpion.
To the one devil\'s surprise, a million angry bees swarmed about.
As the all god expected, a few happy bees lazily buzzed about.
The multitudes of angels yawned at a lone, lazy elephant.
A solitary angel gazed in wonder at rumbling herd of hyperactive elephants.
A solitary angel gazed in wonder at the rumbling herd of hyperactive elephants.
Myriad demons disinterestedly turned away from the soporific ants.
The one-dimensional angel made a determined beeline to the hyperkinetic blue whale.
nob heads
The weary whale made a half-hearted effort to avoid conversation with a schizophrenic angel.
bon feet
big tails
small heads
large tails
little ears
hugely deaf
small with the ability to hear
a huge deaf gallump
A swarm of tiny models with excellent hearing
A single deaf, giant photographer.
A married blind, dwarf book burner
An enormous crowd of sound sensitive little models
A lonely, near-sighted giant free speech activist
Ann Coulter
A social, eagle-eyed diminutive republican
recluse blind democrat
visible knowing republican
invisible stupid democrat
solid intelligence from an idiot
liquid ignorance from a genius
current dichotomous understanding
the single misunderstanding of yore
the only explanation of fact
every obfuscation of lies
among many explanations of fact
far from a few great lies
close to many minor truths
far from the great impossibility
near reality
fiction at a distance
Zooming-in on fact.
Steering clear of opinion.
Subjecting oneself to a hailstorm of criticism.
Veering vaguely of facts
merging confidently into the sticky morass
eschewing the path beaten by sheeple
sticking to spaces unexplored mindwise
slipping from the dense known bodiless
Orson Welles keeps everything to himself.
gripping to the light unknown body
gripping to the light unknown body
Falling out of the overweight celebrity\'s soul.
Intensified the experience of the ethereal weight loss meditative state
Dilluted the heavy diet hyperactivity.
The light food I never eat, which never moves, is thickening
That runny calorie-ridden drink I am addicted to, is growing thinner.
this gummy low-fat food you are snubbing, is gaining weight.
that smooth fattening excrement I am accepting is becoming lighter
these chunky slimming nutritious vittles you were rejecting are devolving heavier
those slim fattening bad vittles i am accepting were evolving lighter
those slim fattening good vittles I am not accepting were not evolving heavier
I love these tubs o\'lard, even though they\'re not as heavy as they used to be,
anti-fat is king
fat is pauper
skinny is prince
G G Allin\'s put on some weight
martha stewart is anorexic
martha stewart is anorexic
martha stewart is a big, fat bitch
Nigella Lawson is a very lovely person.
Hava Nagila Lawdaughter isn\'t in the house
Hava Nagila Lawdaughter is in the house
Hava Nagila Lawdaughter isn\'t in the house
Have Not is currently residing at 312 Crime Street.
Have Not isn\'t currently residing at 312 Crime Street.
Have is currently working at 213 Police Plaza.
Evah was robbing a bank yesterday; no police in sight.
Evan wasn\'t donating to a charity today, even though I recently saw the white vans following me through the day. Once, he considered stealing from a blood bank, though his reason for donating to it in the first place was questionable.
Nave donated to a charity every day. The Polychromic vans were parked, so he always wanted to steal from the bloodbank, though his reasons for originally donating were quite justified.
Charity was something he didn\'t believe in. Rolling in a monochrome van, Blair refused to steal from a bloodbank, but for unjustified reasons.
Reason was unjustified for But. Bloodbank, A. From. Steal two, refuse Blair van. Monochrome in a Roll. In belief, didn\'t he? Something was charity.
Color plate film, please.
colorless ocean reality, thank you.
blue desert nightmare, sucker
Happy filet-mignon dreams, my dear.
SAd chuck awakening , you usless person.
Sweet dreams, Darling.
I hope you have nightmares now, you asshole!
Congratulations! May you lead a long and happy life.
Be damned! Rot in hell shortly
Regrettably, I have followed several short or sad deaths.
Thankfully, I have lead few long and happy lives
Unfortunately, you have zinc many short and unhappy deaths.
luckily, the zinc has given you super powers, which allow you to live forever. Never again will you need to consider death, for you will never face it. Never.
I regret to have to tell you that you are unlikely to live beyond next week.
We\'re gonna live forever, we\'re gonna learn how to fly!
You\'re going to die tonight, you\'re going to forget how to fall!
I was only born yesterday and I\'ve already learnt how to stand up.
One hundred years old, and still I sit...
Y\'all are old enough; y\'all should forget sitting down.
Not young enough, they shouldn\'tsit up.
As one of the Ancients, she stood defiantly despite their ridicule.
Learn how to take a fall.
I was only born yesterday and I\'ve already learnt how to stand up.
You may die tomorrow and you haven\'t yet taught me how to sit down.
he day dies, you live. Everything will resolve itself.
Nothing will last. It seems unnecessary that it is required you become a monarch in this day and age. In the world of today, it just doesn\'t seem relevant.
Consider the future, for it is a strange concept. Random chances, numbers, ideas...they all bore me.
I take it all in, because I\'m so curious.
I have very little interest in anything.
You find the world fascinating.
I find eternity dull.
I\'m not at all curious about all the take-out.
He desperately needed to know all about the take-out...
She was not remotely interested in the home-cooked meal.
He will be obsessed with the restaurant-prepared snack.
... Never bothering at all about 12-year old aged single malt.
Always caring deeply about the fresh milk.
Never giving a damn about the stale water.
Constantly craving freshly cooked bread.
Never craving old raw meat.
Always lusting after new tender spring vegetables.
For some reason, the hermit only ate rotten fruit every fall, despite him knowing that his house was made from wonderful fruit pieces that were always fresh. A stranger once noted this, then also noted that the hermit and himself were one in the same.
Now an audacious extrovert, he spent the winter gorging himself on the delicious meats and cheeses that comprised his peculiar house.
Looking cautiously into himself, he sold his summer by sipping the tea that so readily flowed from his bathtub.
Touching others wantonly, she \"bought her winter\" gulping the stagnant liquid that pooled in her shower.
Alone and parched, he sat in his bath tub as the summer drifted away.
No longer thirsty or alone, he sat in his bath as winter slowly approached
Still crazy and craving some time to herself, she lay in bed in the middle of summer.
Slowly becoming sane and lonely, she wandered the snow-blanketed streets.
Quickly crazy, he stayed inside and looked at the gleaming buildings.
The sane woman sat in the garden and closed her eyes.
The crazy woman ran wide-eyed through the subway.
The sensible being slept on the train as it traveled from station to station.
The naïve knave knew not to jump from his spaceship at the time of it\'s launch.
In mid flight, the experienced Major Tom leaped from the relative safety of his spaceship.
Eleanor Rigby sat completely still throughout the journey.
Father McKenzie jumped excitedly up and down.
Father McKenzie jumped excitedly up
Mother Kenzie Mc lay down languidly
Father Gregor O pick up quickly
Mother Rutabega droped with a quickness.
Father Smith slowly raised himself upwards.
The nun dropped dramatically to the floor.
Father Ted became so famous that they decided to make him Pope instead of Ratzinger.
Drunk Father Jack was so infamous they decided to make him AntiPope instead of the UnRatzinger
Ms. Doyle infamously decided to make tea for the new Pope...
George could not make up his mind whether to serve biscuits or cake to the heathen visitors.
Georgina asked her hostess if there was any more wine.
Henry was always a most polite and undemanding guest.
Visits to Henrietta\'s house were not usually something I looked forward to.
I hate that Dick Burns.
You like that Willy Cool.
I dislike Wilmetta Burns.
She loves Everybody!
He loathes only you.
She loves everyone.
He hates some people.
he hates no one
She adores all animals.
He dislikes a few plants.
they never could fully understand her peculiar fondness for all forms of decorative shrubbery.
they could slightly comprend her usual dislike for a certain kind of plain tree
She completely understood his preference for delicious exotic fuits and vegitables.
She disdained junk food and turned up her shapely nose at the proferred pizza.
He simply could not comprehend why she would enjoy any kind of dairy product.
It was easy to see she hated game.
I never would have guessed he loved vegetables so.
It was well known that she ate only meat.
He was very discrete about being a vegetarian.
She made it well-known that she greatly disliked vegetables.
He kept silent about the fact that he hardly liked vegetables
Drunk and beligerant, Robert made clear his profound love for toast.
Eating porridge was a habit Geoffrey was trying to kick, but not for any logical reason of course. His days eating porridge had not gained him any significant ground in his battle against the tea-sipping hermit, or the hermit\'s bizarre futon mattress. Kicking porridge seemed like a good, solid quick-fix, and Geoffrey decided he would enjoy sampling fine cheeses instead.
The castle stood tall, rising higher than this \"Geoffrey\" could ever reach.
Rod, Jane and Freddy were trying to dig their way to Australia.
Zippy, George and Bungle were trying to build a tower that touched the sky.
Lesleigh, Umberto, and Raulf gave up trying to dig a hole to the center of the earth.
Sooty, Sweetp and Soo knocked down the short buildling.
The Lone Ranger knocked up the skyscraper.
The Social Ranger didn\'t knock up the skyscraper
Despite being an Antisocial security guard, he tried to impregnate the broom closet... The results were less than spectactular.
The cheerful, flirtatious time traveller was startled to discover that the bathtub\'s child was his.
Several grumpy, ice-cold mundanes were completely unsurprised to learn the mud hole\'s parent was not theirs.
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Stupid Smelly Ugly Cheese
The Peach Jelly smelled heavenly, was aranged beautifully, and, perplexingly enough, was quite intelligent...
The cream blancmange was spread sloppily across the plate, tasted most unpleasant and was as thick as two planks.
The strawberry ice cream was most attractively presented, tasted delicious and was overall a great treat.
Little effort had been made in preparing the raspberry fool. Its flavour was off and it was an overall disappointment.
The delicious carrot cake, which the chefs had slaved over for weeks, was a huge success.
The banana breadk, thrown together at the last minute, was something of a flop.
The strawberry cake, prepared months in advance, was enjoyed by all.
Most people will hate the cheese dish you\'re making tomorrow.
Everyone loved the meat I cooked last night.
The meat, still raw, remained unloved.
Sauteed vegetables have suddenly become very popular.
Braised meat has never been liked by many.
The masses will always love boiled beets
Charbroiled mushrooms in wheat pita with yoghurt, though now quite popular, was once disliked
Nobody likes plain chocolate any more.
Everybody hates fancy chocolate now.
He gorged himself on his favorite dollar store chocolates.
She refused to eat the chalk, on the grounds that it was too expensive, and she had never liked it anyway.
He happily chewed on his crayons, delighted by their waxy taste. Occasionally he would look toward the half empty box with eager anticipation; he was saving his favorite, red, for last.
He angrily chewed his crayons, disgusted by the bland, waxy taste. He kept his eyes fixed on the half-empty box, with a fatalistic anticipation; he was saving her favorite, red, for last.
Madeline happily sucked away at the pink lollipop, which was the first one to be removed from the jar, enjoying its sweet cherry flavour.
The last apple in the crate was given to Joe who announced it was sour, then brattishly threw it into the mud and whined.
Josephine was the first to be offered a chocolate from the box. She declared it was delicious and thanked her hostess most politely.
Josephiine was the last to be offered a chocolate from the box. She whispered that it was disgusting and sarcastically murmurmed thanks to her hostess.
Evaline was first to be offered a chocolate from the box. Quickly she spotted and chose Josephine\'s favorite truffle. Though she didnt particularly like it, she relished the small victory over Josephine.
Although Evaline was first to be offered a chocolate, she insisted that Josephine choose before her.
Although Josephine was first to be offered a chocolate, she insisted that Evaline choose before her.
Alone in a darkened closet, James greedily gobbled up all the chocolates. He derived devious delight from the knowlegde that Josephine and Evaline would go yet one more day sans chocolate...
In the bright light of the sun, Jane made cakes for all her friends, pleased by the happiness she anticipated they would show.
In the middle of the night, Sam snuck downstairs and ate all the sweets himself so that his friends could not have any.
At mid day Samantha charged upstairs and tossed the sweets into the street so her enemies would gorge on them
At midnight, Sam crept into the street, gathered up the discarded sweets and threw them up to his friend on the balcony.
The wave of sugar carried them on it\'s twitchy crests until noon the next day, when they finally drifted off amongst street vendor calls of, \"Baloney!\"
The low tide of Unconsciousness exposed the high water mark of humanity, strewn and drooling amongst boxes of chocolates, sweets, lollypops, illicet baggies, and an empty bottle of vitamin C
Drifting like a small piece of Flotsam, Sam was low in his brain, compact and concise; swimming with Angels and noticing angles. It was all the same flow to those with info on the tide time tables
And then he was a spin. No verb just noun, no action, just now. Or then or when. All over.
Sam awoke with a start. He had to fart. His dreams dribbled out of his mind just in time for him keep is feet on the path know as a line.
Sam awoke with a stop. His dreams crashed into a wall of consciousness, leaving him with a vague feeling of loss as he began his day.
Left and right
Samantha slept peacefully through the night.
Sam only wished he could cure his insomnia.
The androgynous apex of humanity, the humble human, returned rairly to the regular relaxation of rectitude
The lowly but arrogant insect despised alliteration and had trouble sleeping.
The powerful but modest elephant loved onomatopoeia and always slept soundly.
The weak and boastful ant hated onomatopoeia and kept the neighbours awake with his loud parties.
The subdued Carabou delighted in the onomatopoetic kabooms that littered the novel\'s narrative. He was not, however, pleased with actual kabooms eminating from his neighbor\'s fourth of July party.
The flamboyant ferret loathed the bland twitters that touched here and there in his newspaper article. And yet he trembled with ripples of joy as a hush of boredom descended upon his enemy\'s wedding ceremony.
The reserved stoat couldn\'t help smiling at the interesting array of songs on the radio, but he despised the general happiness at his friend\'s funeral. Gits.
The exuberant weasel frowned as the organist played the same dull song over and over, but he couldn\'t help enjoying the futile air it gave his enemy\'s birthday party.
The easily bored stoat was enjoying the variety of music sung by the choir, but it bothered him that it was making everyone at his friend\'s funeral so cheerful.
The easily entertained Chinchilla was not enjoying the lack of musical variety coming from the terrible AC/DC cover band at his flatmate\'s bachelor party. He derived a small ammount of joy, however, from the fact that no one else was enjoying it either.
The Hard Boring Dog
The squishy flamingo was anything but dull... Its amazing aerial acrobatics astonished the audience.
Quite frankly, the decidedly unsquishy mongoose, remaining completely still in the water, was rather boring.
Enthralled, they watched the moose (who was somewhat flabby) defy gravity in his somersaulting gyrocopter.
They audience quickly grew bored with watching the skinny reindeer sit and do nothing.
All were fascinated by the obese seal\'s remarkable talent for acrobatics.
The emaciated otter was mildly disappointed that no one appreciated his remarkable talent for aerobics.
angelic autopsy
Devillish skin-graft
Heavenly heart transplant
daemonic apendectomy
angelic replacing of the correctly-spelt appendix
The original writing of the badly worded abstract.
A revision of the well-written conclusion.
The first introduction was badly written.
The second version of his parting remarks were quite eloquent.
After the fifteenth revision, her opening address still sounded as if it had been composed by a giggle of fifteen-year-old fanfic writers at a slumber party while seriously high on caffeine and sugar.
Sebastian, exausted from hours of writing, quickly cobbled together some closing remarks. The next morning he was surprised to discover that, in his haste, he had accidentially written the perfect parting shot...
Awake and alert, Mary worked for hours on the introduction to her speech, and yet she still couldn\'t quite make it sound right.
Seriously stoned, mary jane slacked. It was wack. She had work and waste was wreating her time and mind
Aliterations aside, the thc particles could see particals and partitions, heart cells and ammunition.
The bullet pierced the heart. Cells splattered. Particles shattered. The stoner stuttered and then the American agonized
The arrow narrowly missed all major organs. Jim, however, did not acknowledge this small silver lining. For the time being. he chose to focus on the excruciating pain and torrential blood flow.
The Narrow Arrow, the thorn in his side, felt much larger then it really was. His red gold gushed and his life flow slowly stopped like a train derailed by a penny.
The death fly waxed poetic. The bandit spit, dust puffs emerging like a mini Heroshima. The sun studied the newly commisioned corpse and gestured for the soul to travels it\'s beams.
Recalling his recent consomption of various tubers, the man decided that rest was best.
Long before throwing up tapeworms, she found herself unable to sleep.
Shortly after being yawned in technicolor, the tapeworm began a new life as a digital harddrive worm; it was such a borring job that he often feel asleep
The small piece of malware ate its way through an entire 70-gig porn collection before venturing onto the big wide internet.
The massive trojan horse deleted only seven MS Word files before emailing itself to everyone on the office network.
The virus destroyed all but seven of the Excel files on the home computer, but fortunately that was the extent of the damage it caused.
The downloaded virus gave all the family members green goo coming out their noses, but did not touch a single computer file.
As i up load this opp o sit all the letters drift. They sp lit. Anomolies of script exact intense word flips.
Delicious cup of hot chocolate, with marshmallows and cinnamon.
A barrel of stinking oil with rocks and industrial waste.
A terrible waste, a mind on high, or so they say on the by and by. Split some more, divide to four. CAn\'t do that? Then leave this door, you whore!
He chose not to write in a pretentious and poetic manner, though the temptation was strong.
Let\'s Blog!!!
Lets scrape sticks of graphite over processed wood pulp in crude shapes that symbolize vocalized thought?
lets not smoothly run crushed graphite underneath trees in complicated and complex nothings with no meaning or subtext
Text without consent is everything when simplified by the pulp as the pen drips it\'s rough molecules upon the now.
Too complex or just two complex\'s? Two egos sewed together or just no sense like snow in july weather...
Let\'s get back to the opposite subject here, people!
Animals, we shouldn\'t return to opposite subjects over there.
Animals, we shouldn\'t return to the same subjects here.
Robots, let\'s go back!!
Mechanicaly aided trees grow bark with super ease.
Aided in a sane and safe manner, the trees still had great difficulty growing bark.
Aided in a insane and unsafe manner, the trees still had great difficulty growing bark.
Unaided in a sane and safe manner, the trees grew bark with ease
\"Help!\" The tree screamed as the bark of the dog was not worse then it\'s uric acid.
The dryad put her fingers in her ears as the dog team started up its evening howling session.
The nymph took her toes out of her friend\'s ears when the cat abruptly stopped yowling.
A mortal gave his fingers in to his enemy\'s eyes before a dog slowly started silence.
Two Quendi took their toes from their friend\'s ears after the meowing from nowhere finished
Two Quendi took their fingers from their enemies\' ears before the barking from somewhere began.
to plug ones ears to block out sound
pissed offf
Pistol coughs. Blood spurts. The urine dribbles as the wound hurts.
Pistol blanks. Blood stays. The skin heals.
Rifles fire. Blood leaks. Skin tears.
The flower flounders as the the bee balances in the sexual stamin. The pure pollen emerges intact. The perfect petals place perfection in sections...
Entirely opposite. No never. Ever even? Not even Steven can generate steam in the pot of hot rhymes known as eight lines
Almost exactly the same. Always. Never odd? Steven\'s not much good at poetry, but he can still manage ninety-two stanzas on ice.
Despite being quite the poet, Steven found himself at a loss for words inside the volcano.
Because she was quite the mechanic, Stella found herself searching for implements inside the volcano
Disliking rules, Sarah Hughes dropped everything during the earthquake
Hugh Sarahs picked up the ruler and started shaking him for causing the earthquake
Hugh Sarahs put down the ruler and stopped shaking him for causing the earthquake.
some random person picked up the compass and shook it continuously for not moving anything at all
a monkey said hello
a monkey said goodbye
The rabbit announced its arrival with a fart.
All rooster\'s hid their departure without any inhales.
No hens showed my arrival with no exhales
yes rooster closed their departure without some breaths
I am tired of my job
Financial Blessings
Dire Straits
easy street
hard times
smooth sailing
good fun
smooth sailing
pouring oil on troubled waters
add fuel to the fire
put a lid over the flames
an uncovered arctic surface
What had once been desert had been flooded and the plant life had awakened: the wide expanse was covered with flowers.
the charred earth lay in ruins
the satin stars flew from glory
The nylon planet crept into disrepute.
Crept into disrepute, the nylon planet
forced itself into solid respectability.
it was degraded into a quibling puddle of its former self
why is cheese?
only on tuesday
never on a thursday
Happy opposite party.
Play some games
Do no chores
Withhold all freedoms
Declare Independence
Deny Dependence
Admit your need for the Other.
confess your disdain for yourself
deny our love of everything else
embrace our adoration of everything but that
withdraw your spitefulness from nothing and this
encourage her love within her heart
discourage his hate without his brain
encourage her love with her heart
Encourage her love with her mind.
Discourage his love with his mind
encouraging hatred with actions
discouraging love by non-action
my mind is on fire with the friction of all this motion
his mind was frozen by the calm
she was awakend by calm
And put to sleep by chaos
not taken awake with softness
taken awake with softness
give in to sleep forcefully
let yourself fall alseep
force me to wake
allow me to sleep
be thrown against your will into a bucket of icy water, thereby waking you up rather unpleasantly
not falling into my strength out of a glass of tepid milk, thereby putting you to sleep pleasantly
falling into my strength out of a glass of tepid milk, thereby putting you to sleep pleasantly
Rising to your weakness in a steel cup of scalding water, never taking me to rush violently
falling away from my strength out of many wooden tubs of ice, always giving you to slow gently
rising towards your weakness stored in superheated steel tanks, becoming jerkily, unpredictably faster and faster
a dive that narrowly missed the mattress, resulting in spasms
a jump that completely bullseyes the floor, resulting in a round of twitching
a fall that doesn\'t hit the ceiling, starting with no twitching
jump away from the floor, concluding with epilepsy
fall towards the floor, begining without panic attack
rise away from the ceiling finishing with a calm time
fall towards the floor starting to be frantic
fly upwards feeling content
plummet downwards numbing disappointment
soaring up to euphoric heights
crashing down to the center of the earth
zooming away to the perimeter of the sky
looming on the horizon
now in the centre
yesterday on the right
then comes upwards
followed by plummeting
Let\'s go home and find him drinking yet another bottle of beer.
He never was drinking beer when we would go home.
Wine always came out
Corkscrews were always lost, somewhere in the dusty cupboards
I have a collection of bottle caps in a clean glass case
You gave me a mixture of random beer can poptops by spilling on the floor from a greasy paper bag.
I gave you a set of chosen curry papers by picking them from the ceiling in a clean metal box
I took the single mexican stone then fitted it to the floor in a filthy indent
He gave the multiple european pebble now unfitted them from the ceiling out of a clean bump
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Our joy feels garish. Gargoyles never zealous, now on the gallows. For now hatred gathers for unknown bystanders....
My anguish is understated. Evangelical gargoyles in high elected office. Disaffection gathers in the well-named massed bloggers.
I wrote about how happy I am in twenty-foot letters on the hillside. My new binman doesn\'t spout the nonsense the old one did. Around me, writers for national newspapers, all of them cursed to mockety by their parents, chirp about \"the man\".
They erased how sad they are after two-feet words under a moat.
We replaced how happy we are before two-hand numbers over a moat.
They remained how sad they had been after subtracting two feet of letters from under the bridge.
They changed how happy they were after adding four feet of numbers from over the river.
We stayed sad before taking away the floor in front of the canyon.
They went happy after giving the ceiling behind the mountain.
Frowning, we remained firmly grounded in the open valley,
Smiling, we moved, shifting away from the enclosing mountain
Frowning, he remained motionless, leaning into the distant prairie.
She juddered with laughter as the old man emitted a bellowing fart in the crowded bus
He gagged in disgust as the fat rich lady snored loudly in the crowded train.
He smiled in pleasure as the poor thin lady slept quietly on the empty train.
she frowned in anger as the rich fat man yelled loudly on the crowded airplane
he grinned with amusement at the homeless woman as she whispered to herself in the lonely freight train
her lower lip quivered, fighting back angry tears as Madonna shouted to the crowd from the inside of her entourage-laden limousine
Her lips formed a smile and in her eyes was the look of happyness as Madonna called hello to the screaming crowed that waited outside of her limousine.
Alone in an isolated room, Beethoven betrayed no sign of happiness as he tapped sullenly at the piano keys.
your mom
your dad
your father
my mother
Once upon a time
urban sprawl
We drove until we could see green grass and weeds on the side of the road, and there was a cow.
They limped out of the field into the potholed city where nothing roamed free.
There in the rich city stood a free vagabond named Charley.
A convicted elitest by the name of Charlize prowled through the alleys of the ghetto.
A Clean Cut Conformist by the Alias Theron strolled by the grassy knolls of the suburb
A filthy, rag-ridden hobo with the Christian name of Pepe Pryzbycz crawled down the garbage-strewn steps of the abandonded tenament.
one blanket is cold
many pillows are heating the body
the body is being heated by many pillows
splaying positions beneath a random word generator
Sprung possibilities above the generic spoken destructor
dont know
do know
might know
do know
do think
don\'t think
zone out
zone in
zone out
zone in
zone out
rev up for the monumental task ahead
slow down against the minor pleasure behind
speed up to pass the terrible pain ahead
slow down to sink the wonderful pleasure behind
blow my penis
the donkey is gay
suck your ass
slow down to sink the wonderful pleasure behind
rise quickly to great pain
slowly fall to little pleasure
quickly rise to lots of pleasure
plummet to one\'s death
rise into birth
fall from death
rise to life
fall down dead
arise with zeal
rise up alive
decend down dead
ascend up alive
dropping down dead
dropping down alive
raising up dead
putting down life
getting up with death
givind down without life
putting up with death
rebelling against life
conforming to society
being who you are
being who you are not
being who you are
being who they think you are
being your mother\'s ideal
being the bane of her existence, being never quite what she wanted
the perfect gentleman
imperfect violent woman
perfect peaceful man
flawed violent woman
perfect pacifist man
flawed fudenmentalist woman
perfect female-empowering man
innately honest modest pagan guy
externally unscrupulous proud religious woman
internally moral humble aetheist man
a greedy hindu child with no ethics or humility
Many selfless atheistic adults with conscience and ego
Few selfish religious children without amorality or pride
A vast nation of kind, moral scientists
A tiny fifdom of vicious, corrupt idoits.
Many large landless of merciful, honourable genii
A minority of vassals treated the peasants harshly.
The bulk of the vassals feasted with the peasants on mutton and mead.
the minority of the enemy starved without the aristocrats on vegetables and water.
In a dog eat dog world, the rich get richer and the fat cats get fatter.
The utopian society has no need for material goods.
The consumer society has no need for utopia
the consumer\'s society needs a utopia
the consumer\'s spciety needs a dystopia
the consumers society is a dystopia
the producters society is a dystopia
the producers society is perfect
the writers demolition team is very falty
the technical illustrator is perfect.
The designs are flawed.
Nothing is perfect.
You can please all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time.
Work hard to help the ones around you despite the way they will treat you when you finish.
Work hard to help yourself despite how others will treat you when you finish.
Never do anything you can\'t handle just to make others content with your actions.
Always do nothing you can handle just to make yourself unhappy without your procrastination
procrastination leads to happiness
Idleness brings about a case of the blues.
Activity causes joy.
Idleness follows grief.
Grief follows disaster.
Grief follows disaster.
After the catastrophe, we celebrated.
Before the celebration, we mourned.
we celebrated, after the death of rich uncle milton
We cried before the birth of poor aunt Milly.
We laughed after the death of rich uncle Murry
We sat around quietly when my niece Mary was born.
We danced and leapt for joy when my nephew Dwight was born.
We wept bitter tears when my unlce Dwight died.
i laughed sour tears, why did aunt diane live?
i cried sweet tears, why did aunt diane die?
She laughed a bitter chuckle, as I came back from the grave
He bit back a moan as the angel fell from the sky.
She screamed as the demon soared into the sky.
He was utterly silent when the creature dove toward him.
She is partially loud when the spirit jumped away from her.
She lives in silence, and the presence of the Spirit is never far away.
he dies in a loud way, and the nonexistence of his mind is always very close
Unescapable thoughts banish sleep.
quick thoughts cause ADD
slow actions effect narcolepsy
fast inactions defect insomnia
slow actions create sleep
speeding up will keep you awake
there is no past
The future is definite.
The future is infinite
The past is finite.
The past is malleable.
The future is set in the stone of Fate.
The past rolls through the river of questions.
Answers from the cliffs rise into the future.
Questions to the plateaus fall onto the past.
The gods will leap to answer tomorrow.
The demons bow down, questioning our yesterdays.
what is the opposie of jerkily
We wonder as to the meaning of nicely.
We wonder as to the meaning of meanly.
We ignore the meaning of being nice.
They acknowledge the meaninglessness of anger.
They didn\'t know what it meant to be horrible.
They were horrible, and knew it.
They were nice and no one could see it.
I will be vicious, and everyone will know my wrath.
You will be a looser and no one will feel your pain
I am a winner and you are not
yeah right
what ever
get a life
nope got one
no you don\'t
yes i do
no you don\'t
yes i do
no you don\'t
yes i do
no you do
yes I did
no i didn\'t
yes i did
Did not!
I am intelligent person, capable of formulating complete thoughts.
You were dumb per daughter, incapable of formulating incomplete speeches
I am intelligent person, capable of formulating complete thoughts.
we are ignorant beasts, incapable of comprehension
We are the savant fools, understanding what cannot be understood.
i live in a one world universe
We die in a universe where we are not alone.
We live in a eorld where we are crowded
They die out in worlds where population there is not.
They chose adoption because they believed it to be socially responsible in an overpopulated world.
They chose abortion because they believed to to be socially irresponsible in an underpopulated world.
I was forcibly birthed of a Samaritan by a leper.
I was silently killed by a young, healthy terrorist.
Live and let live, love and let love.
Die and let live, hate and let love.
live and don\'t die, love and don\'t love
shit the shitty ass hole
Swallow the wonderful mountain
Fish the ugly sea
there\'s always other fish in the sea
There are no fish in any sea
There is no sea in any fish
There is no desert in any sandworm.
The rainforest thrives outside of some elephants.
the grasslands are destroyed in the midst of all the elephants.
no forests were grown outside the single rhinoceros
All forests were grown outside of the single rhino
All lakes where sunk inside the double zebra
No deserts have risen above the lone leopard
most entrees have not submitted beyond a multitude of sheep
Fuck the fucking fuckers
hate the crying mothers
love the happy children
Smite the sad elderly people
comfort the jubilant youths
destroy the depressed elders
Open up your ass hole
Close it
thrown open
slammed shut
opened open
closed shut
open open
secret closed
public opened
closed privates
open publics
publics open
privates closed
For a good time call...
If you want to have a good time, shut up.
When I hate to lose a bad moment, I scream.
why do i love to win at the wrong time? i whispered to bob
Who cares why I hate to lose at a great time! I shouted to stay motionless.
They care why I love to win at a poor time! I whispered to stay moving.
You don\'t care how I hate losing at a good time? You shouted to stop.
I care who you love finding in some bad spaces. I whispered from go.
You don\'t care what I love, losing that in sweet nothings. You shouted for me to stay.
I want to know what you hate and find myself in everything. I whisper for you to leave.
You have no idea how much I love you as I love myself. You shout for me to come from the rooftops.
I have an idea how little you hate me as you hate yourself. I whisper for you to go to t
You had absence of thought in vast proportion; I love you though I love myself. You shout against me returning from u
I move away from you, whispering of how little you think. I hate you just as much as I hate myself.
You pull me closer and I shout my many thoughts. I love myself, I love you.
I\'m silent as you push me away. I hate.
I cry out as you hold me. I love.
I weep in silence, all alone. I despair.
I smiled in melody, with my family. I\'m glad.
There isn\'t anyone there to help me. I am alone
Here is someone to hinder you. You aren\'t alone.
No one is going to help you along at this party!
Everyone interfered with us at that other execution.
Noone pitched in with us at the other execution.
Everyone opposed them, failing to attend the unique resurrection.
Everyone was happy and pitched in, begrudgingly
Secretely, they despised the physical labour and subtly set things up for a total disaster, all the while smiling
Openly they loved the intellictual apathy and indescreetly organized everything without a grimace.
secretly they hated the intellectual sympathy and descreetly disorganized everything with a grimace
obnoxiously blatant, we adored the brute tough love and accordingly structured everything in vain
They loved the subtly of his gentle caress and how it encouraged creative juices
physical intimidation stopped thought processes
Emotional support created mental block
cold drop ruined highbrow circle
warm rise fixed lowbrow square
Warm rising fixed lowbrow square.
shit the shitty ass hole
Freezing falling broke unruly.
Melting rising fixedly peacefully
solidifying falling fluxuating in a warlike manner
fluid rising steadily and peacfully
solid falling uneven and catastrophically
a drifting gas, homogenous and safe
hardened liquid, different and dangerous
soft, mellowed liquid:uniform, safe, and calm.
mmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmmm a man in uniform; my thoughts drift
My thoughts center on a woman in crisply pressed linens.
My dreams focus on a man in ragged, worn leathers.
Your real life is not about a rich man
My death is about a poor woman.
Live your life as if you were a rich man.
Live your life as if you were a wealthy man.
Commit suicide like a poor man does.
Kill someone the way a rich woman would.
Birth a child as if you were a penniless streetwalker.
Destroy an adult as if he were a wealthy artistocrat.
Build no Gods to follow lest they be poor
Destroy all men to lead lest they be rich
Nurture one woman to lead lest she be destitute
Leave many men to follow lest they be noble
Join noble leading women
seperate dirt following man
united chemical leading woman
assorted vegetables chasing a boy
girl planted in petunia patch
a boy liberated from a holly tree
a girl imprisoned by a demonic plant
a boy free of angelic fire
a girl full of hellish ice
A boy empty of fire
A girl full of water.
The empty dryness of men
The full and vital life-force of animals.
the empty and unimportant death-essence of plants
The full and crucial life of minerals
An empty, unimportant animal death
A meaningful animal life.
a rude mamma
polite dad
rude mum
polite dad
rude mother
Odd Daddy
Popular Mommy
unpopular mommy
Famous dad
Mother not known
Well -loved Father
Horrible Mother
Great Father
Tiny son
giant daughter-in-law
skinny angel
rotund goddess
slender demon
corpulent angel
starving demon
force-feeding an angel
eating a devil
puking no angel
demons aplenty, crapping
angels few, eating
many mortals, starving
few gods, feeding
limitless emptiness, exploding
limited capacity, full and imploding
infinitely expanding emptyness
black hole
big bang
tiny whimper
obnoxious cacophony
blessed silence
The car alarms of the damned kept me awake all night.
This morning I slept the sleep of the just.
Tomorrow night you will awaken amongst criminal elements
Yesterday morning I didn\'t sleep away from innocents
At tomorrow morning, I will sleep near some criminals
on yesterday night, you would be wide awake away from a saint
sometime today, I might sleep close to the devil
the devil could not sleep last night. i know. i\'m him.
angels will wake tomorrow morning with amnesia
forgetting that they awoke today
remembering this we fell asleep yesterday
forgetting that I woke up today
remembering that you slept today
forgetting that I woke up today
knowing that I never woke up
sleeping like I would never know
waking up like I figured something out
falling asleep and lack of clarity are not the same thing
waking up and being full of clarity are the same thing
being in a coma is different from having no recollection of events
waking up is the same as remembering events
going to sleep isn\'t... uh... what was i talking about?
i write to remember my waking life
you erase to forget your sleeping death
you create to remember your sleeping life
I create to remember my waking life.
You destroy because you forgot your life of sleeping
I wake to remember my death of creation
i sleep to forget my life of destruction
They awaken to remember their death of creation
they slept to forget their life of distruction
they woke to remember their death of construction
destroy life by forgetting to wake
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true love is eternal
Eternity loves truth
dishonesty hated the temporary
honesty loved the permanent
lying hates the moving
I love standing still
I loathe movement
stillness moves you
activity calmed me
They were driven crazy in stasis
they were calmed by motion
relaxation excited them beyond belief
It was obvious that exercise bored her
It was hidden that being lazy made him excited
It is shown that being laborious made her bored
I don\'t now
I now
You then
me now
you then
at present myself
away past yourself
near future them
distant past us
Alex Clarke
Superman Zachariah
weak adam
strong eve
The diluted break of dawn
the concentrated repair of a sunset
A Misty Dawn Breaks
cement slathers against the windowsill
feathers float away from the mousehole
feathers float towards the mousehole
the ancient lamp was worth alot
but what is alot in pounds these days?
few dollars in days to come
pink blue green yellow
few dollars in days to come
a prosperous future
many poor pasts
too few rich horizons
many have poor sight
few haven\'t had a hearing impairment
improved taste for the masses!
the taste was worsened by the minorities
majority improvements in non-sensory experiences
majority deterioration of sensory experiences
Minority growth of abstract memories
major shrinkage of abstract memories
minor growth of concrete futures
massive loss of asphalt pasts
train to run a marathon
train to not run a marathon
The boy does not not have a penis
the girl has a mouth
she is quiet
he is loud
she is softspoken
he is talked about loudly
She is never written with in a soft manner.
He is always talked with in a loud manner
he whispered in a subdued tone
she yelled in a excited voice
he whispered slighly in her ear
he yelled violently into her bottom
she moaned softly at his ...
he whimpered at her touch
he enjoyed her cold recoil
she hated his hot coil
he loved our freezing wire
i got hot for his steaming log
you hate ice cream cake
I love hot and hard dinners
You hate cold and soft lunchs
I like cold, soft lunches
I hate hot, hard snacks
she loves cold ,soft fasts
they adore freezing , soft feasts
the woman detests boiling , rock-like famine
the man likes freezing, soft excesses of food
the man hates boiling, hard shortages of water.
a woman adores sub-zero, soft fire monsoons
a man loathes torrid, sharp ice drizzle
a woman loves extremly cold, dull fire showers
A man hates moderatly hot exciting baths
A women loves cold showers
The woman loves hot showers
The man loves cold showers
The man hates cold showers
the woman loves hot snowstorms
no man hates cold sunshine
Many women love warm rain.
no women love warm rain
All men love cold rain
all women hate hot snow
A woman finds pleasure in the cool grass
a man finds displeasure in the hot trees
a woman loses happiness outside of the coldness of space
A man finds sadness inside the warmth of the earth
a woman loses happiness outside the coldness of the earth
a man gains misery inside the warmth of space
several women lose happiness outside the chill of earth
No men gain sadness inside the fires of space
all women lose happiness outside the ice of planets
no men get sad in the fire of space
yes woman get happy out of ice in earth
No. Men get sad inside the fires of space.
Yes. Women get in happy in the ice of enclosure.
No. Men dont get in sad on the water of open space.
Sure. Creatures feel melancholy in the hot depths of the earth.
No way. People see happiness outside of the cold shallows of space
Yea way, blind animals are depressed inside of the deep, hot closet.
Nay way, people that can see are excited outside of the shallow, cold room
Yes, random places with boring nothing happening inside deep warm waters
Waters which seem to rise forth from deapth of a dank well.
And contain the souls of long forgotten victims.
Who fell to their dooms while innocently walking in a meadow
last tuesday.
last tuesday.
next February the 33
33 eht yraurbeF txen
something that I can understand
an acid trip
the sober stay
the drunk leave
the sober are staying
the drunk aren\'t dining in
two wrongs don\'t make a right but three lefts do
anything but two wrongs make a right and anything but three lefts do
nothing, including two wrongs and three lefts, can make a right
she not right and not wrong
he is right and wrong at the same time
she is wrong one moment and right the next and something in between the rest
The rat did not go to the market
I went to the amusement park.
you hate the ferris wheel
you like the little wheel
I hate the huge brake
You love the tiny fix
I can\'t stand the large crush
you can sit the small stretch
I can\'t stand the large cruch
You can lie quietly
you can lie loudly
I can lie quietly
you can\'t lie
you can lie
you don\'t lie
I lie all the time
i never lie
you tell the truth always
you never said a true thing
you always say true things
you always say false things
you never say false things
you never say true things
I always hear false ideas
You never see true opinions
You always act out false ideals
I never talk about true imperfection.
You always hear about false perfection.
I never listen to true deficiencies.
You always ignore false sufficiencies.
They never pay attention to true insufficiencies
They always pay attention to false sufficincies
they tell the truth
to what she added
is what he subtracted
is what he added
is what he had taken away
is not what she gave back
is what he took away
Is what he didn\'t keep
is not what she kept
is what he kept
is what he got rid of
is not what she found in the trash
But what is she did find
If I know what he lost.
Here at Zokutou, we love the opposites game
Somewhere other than Zokutou, we love the opposites game.
Everywhere in Zokutou, you hate the synonym job.
Nowhere in Zokutou, I love the anti-leisure.
Everywhere in Uotukoz, you hate the pro-leisure.
Everywhere outside of Uotukoz, I love the post-work.
However, we need a banana-shield.
Also, you don\'t need a candy-cane sword.
But you need a celery chalice.
I don\'t even need a gummy bear plate.
You haven\'t lived until you\'ve tried the Sour Patch Cup.
I died when I tried the salty hole plate.
you survived because you did not try the salty hole plate.
you perished because you tried the plain covered dish
i thrived because i tasted the spiced open beverage
I died from imbibing the bland braking fluid.
I was born with a premium gas line in my mouth.
You died without many discount solid curves outside of your rear end.
I was born with few overpriced liquid lines inside of my front end
I died with many cheap solid circles outside of my back beginning
You lived without any expensive liquid squares inside your front end.
You died stuffed full of melted ice donuts in your back
I lived without eating any frozen gas holes outside your stomach
i died while eating molten solid spheres inside your head
I was born shitting icecubes.
He died choking on chillis
she thrived scarfing on peppers
he was sad as he lost his peppers in his scarf
She was glad when she got rid of her avocados in her shoes.
Nothing had been such a bitter cause for regret than keeping that tomato in his handbag
she was so pleased to have the potatoe in her hat
he hated apples on his plate
She fucked bananas on the table.
he hated apples on his plate
but he loved bananas
And she still hates apples.
but he never loved pears
but she allways hated tomatoes
but she loved steak
he ate the hamburger
she barfed up the hamburger that he ate
he spilled the lemonade she was drinking
she will catch some peroxide he pours
he won\'t throw all bleach she absorbs
he\'ll drink the bleach instead
she won\'t drink the ammonia, either.
as he drank the pee with relish
she let out a huge turd
then vomited to the same extent
previously over-ate to a great degree
will starve a bit
Will eat a lot
Won\'t spew not much at all
will absorb lots of stuff
will absorb nothing
selfish sponge
generous water gun
greedy turkey basture
selfless monkey cupcake
cheating formal beef
martyr human salad
coward animal meat
brave civil vegtable
scared barbaric fruit
healthy happy vegetables
deathly ill depresed dinosaurs
lively fit excited mammals
dead weak bored mammal-eaters
living strong amused vegetarian
double lol
boring floating point
funny non-bouyent space
serious floating confinement
silly stable freedom
agressive active dictartorship
defensive passive democracy
my mother-in-law
father in law
grandma out of trouble
GRANDMA IN TROUBLE
Grandma in heaven
Grandad on earth
grandma in space
grandfather on a planet
little girl in an asteroid
big boy inside jupiter
miniscule female without uranus
May I have some chocolate cake?
May I have some vanilla cake?
Gimme the chocolate meat loaf!
Keep the brick soup away from me!
Get the soft desert closer to you.
Drop the hard supper farther from me.
Pick up the softer breakfast closer to you.
Put down the hard dinner far from me
Did you have to put it in my face?
Why didn\'t you wipe it off my face?
I like the way it looks
You dislike the way it fails to appear
I like the way it showed up
It plopped into my sight in a disgusting manner.
It disappeared from earth in pleasant way
it reappeared to water out a disturbing end
in the end it was disturbing that the man reappeard
In the start, it was enjoyable that the woman disappeard permanently.
In the end, it was upsetting that the man came back for a while.
We were glad to see him return
I am mad to hear her leave
You are sane not to hear her enter
You can\'t be mad if you can hear her comming
You can be mad if you can
I cannot be glad even if I want to.
I am doomed to joy.
i can choose to be sad
What a loser he is
Such glorious victories had she!
Such shameful defeats he didn\'t get involved in.
Unspecified congratulatory triumphs were her cup of tea.
He drank only the coffee he knew he deserved.
She spat out a little of the tea she didn\'t know she did not deserve.
He drank in large amounts of milk he did know he did deserve.
She ate out small quantities of meat out of sheer greediness.
He absorbed large blobs of goo because no one else wanted it.
She spat out hard, morphous quantities of an oily, dry, and fast flowing substance.
he swallowed in soft, unmorphous amounts of a dry, wet, and slow flowing thing
she puked out hard, morphous amounts of wet, dry and fast stuffed nothing
he ate in fluffy stationary and slowly emptied objects
she crapped out mushy letters and quickly filled void
He gulped down rigid punctuation marks without slowly emptying everything.
she projectile vomited muchy words with speedily filling nothing
he spray ate fewy ideographs without slowly emptying everything
She drop starved many letters within, quickly filling nothing!
He threw hungry little postcards out, slowly, empty soemthings
He quickly recovered satiated big reminders and filled onthings.
he would never again see, for he had lost his glasses and his faith
cruel pissant
honest VIP
smart conservative
George W. Bush
Mentally Stable
Michael Jackson
Your Grandmother
My Grandmother
someone else\'s child
My adult
your embryo
My adult
my dead body
Your... livingness-ness-icity
my dead body
My uncle\'s animate big toe
Your... livingness-ness-icity
Good Smelling
garbage breath
You have eaten a flower
I haven\'t crapped a radish
Radish Man climbed out of the mouth that had swallowed him
Carrot Woman jumped down the crack that expelled her
Celery Lad exploded from the ersond ass and gasped for breath
Diarrhea Gal imploded into the animals mouth and exhaled
Turd Citizen blew up someones large intestines
Raisin illegal immigrant put back together someone\'s colon
the fat mexican demolidhed a taco
the anorexic tomato saved a burrito
the overweight potato devoured a pizza
The neglected spam ignited a cheese wheel
The caned lnchon meat extinguished the milk bar
The free turkey grilled an angry Edward Elric
the caged chicken fried a happy scar
The boxed-up ham stir-fried a depressed injury
A Triangled-down steak mix-baked the hyper appendage
A spherical-middled chic-filet destroyed the slow torso
The cubed-up chicken wing created a fast-moving foot
A sphered-down gorrila muscle destroyed a sluggish-moving head
a boxed-up fish brain thought up a quick appendix
An exposed mammal-brain discussed a slow heart.
a fast heart evaded the question of closed minds
a slow lung asked a question about open minds
a fast gill gave an answer about isolated subconcousness
ein slow schill retained no question that was inpertaining to group conciousness.
yes fast kept always answer for will show for individual material
no slow lost never question from won\'t hide from common unreal
every inq
some inqs
every answer
not a single question left
all answers are right
the sky is brown
there is an infinite variety of wrong answers
there is only one right answer
There are several wrong questions
The ultimae answer to life, the universe, and everything
The question
an answer
To wonder
I know that
No you don\'t
yes he does
No she doesn\'t!
yes, she does that frequently
Oh really?
my unreally
Your truth
my dirty rotten lies of horrible doom
Your clean fresh truth of wonderful bliss.
my filthy stale Ruth of terrible pain
Your shiny, spongy Joe for happy feelings
my dull, hard, Bob for sad emotions
my interesting, soft Rosaline against happy thoughts
Your boring, hard Rosaline along with sad speeches.
Your amusing, soft Frederick instead of amusing plays.
My boring, metal Susan comes with boring skits
george bush
George Washington
a liar who didn\'t cut down a cherry tree
an honest person who did cut down a strawberry bush
kids on scooters
the chronically depressed trudging home from work
entering a dangersous world, with hints of a pink utopia, peacemeal, on the web
Leaving a safe city, completely colorless, away from technology.
Entering a dangerous village, rainbow colored, close to religion.
Leaving the safe city which was pale coloured and agnostic
Entering the unsafe village which was brightly painted and atheist
Exiting a peaceful city which is darkly colored and religoius
Leaving the safe city which was pale coloured and agnostic
she arrived at the desolate shack, its dirty appearance was somehow religious
He left the Trump mansion, in the dark it looked defenitely sinister
She entered the Discard shack. In the sunlight, it look uncertainly beneficial.
Leaving the safe city which was pale coloured and agnostic
Entering a colorfull religious town.
As I left the empty, desolate city
He walked into a town full of people
She ran from the angry mob chacing her out of the city
He was carried by a crowd into the village.
The city crushed her underfoot
The town repaired her overhand
that city broke his underhand
the townsfolk repaired his vehicle
the country bumpkins destroyed her hopes
the urbane bonvivant encouraged his desperation
some village idiots discouraged her dreams
other city geniuses encourage his reality
harrisburg, MO
Columbia, MO
Tomato Ketchup
tomato sauce
brown sauce
grape jam
grapefruit jelly
rasberry jelly
brussel sprouts that are not sweetened or crushed
i like pie
the ugly duckling looked like tony
the ugly duckling did not look like tony
the beautiful elephant reminded me of Sally
The disgusting looking creature, an elephant, reminded me of Sally
The beautiful-looking object, a tiny ant, made me forget about Sally.
ugly, huge, remember
I tend to forget the small, beutiful things.
You never remember the huge, discusting places.
He always visited the small, cosy tearooms.
She will never visit the large, uncomfortable coffeeareas.
He always goes to the small, cosy tearooms.
She always goes to the mountains in winter, when they\'re at their coldest.
She never comes from the valleys in summer, when they\'re at their hottest.
He goes into the ocean in the winter when they are at their coldest.
She comes from the desert in the summer, when they are at their warmest.
He came by the iceage during winter, where we get cooled down
He came dancing across the water like leaves around the trees
She left stagnant beside the fire unlike raindrops under the sky
he took flowing away from a water like gumdrops above the ground
they edged toward the desert like bitter subterranean foodstuffs
I backed away from the artic like sweet animals
I embraced the jungle like bitter mammals.
This tundra has fo
this pit has mu
Mum has good food
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A sensible prose narrative.
poetic nonsense and fluff
going on vacation
staying home
going out
going in
Going Out
entering inwards
exiting outwards
walking in
running away
coming home
going away
staying here
leaving there
floating memories in a sea of ice
sinking memories in a river of water
floating thoughts in a stream of ice
falling memories in a lake ofwater
rising forgetfulness out of a desert dune
falling remebreness in a ocean swell
rising forgetfulness outwith no dry land contract
sinking in remembrance of the liquid ursury within
Rising from amnesia of a solid poverty far away
sinking to nostalgia foreign to an ephemeral opulence within
rising to a future predicted from an underworld poverty surrounding
falling from a past retold to a heavenly abundant room
soaring to a future first spoken of in a diabolically spare field
diving from many pasts at last silent outside the heavenly essential sea
loudly jumping to one future inside satan\'s wasted desert
quietly stumbling from three pasts outside cthuhlu\'s useful jungle
loudly skipping to zero presents inside darkness\'s useless sierra
silently creeping to mounds of nothing beside brightness\' wonderous beaches
noisily shouting at every pool of dark, mysterious water
quietly whispering to one crater in light, known fire
loudly screaming to thousands in the dark, unknown apathy
the taskmasters whispering in the congregation
the slave screaming all alone
the silent suburban man
A loud city lady
a sleeping baby
an awake adult
A sleeping child
Many bustling geriatrics
One sleeping athlete
Many alert sloths
Few sleepy racehorses
many caffeinated packmules
many caffeinated packmules
Singular decaf passerby
many people drinking coffee stare at nothing
Few animals eating tea read everything
The thousand ignorant grasses drink from the ground
the zero wise trees eat to the sky
the many stupid grasses throw up on hthe ground
Ther few smart Silverbacks fling poo into the air
Ur many dumb Dullfronts hold soap in ther hands
His dulled armour
Her sharp sword
His worn plimsolls
her clothless bisolls
his fabriced sandles
Her stainless steel boots
his leather hat
her stainless steel boots
his beach flip-flops
her desert stands
his ocean sits
her droplet stands
His deluge wades
Her drought strides
His wet crawl
Her dry run
his damp stall
her dry circle
his wet square
her dry circle
his dripping pole
turkey supper
chicken breakfast
his wet square
her dry circle
his watery triangle
her dry nothingness
his succulent center
her desolate skin
his fertile organs
her fallow violins
his fertile horn
her dry and unreceptive passage
Jordan is the shit
I\'m awsome
He is cool
She is nerdy.
he is cool
he is retarded
she is smart
he is naive
she is prohibitively cautious
He is freely wreckless
She has OCD, everything has to be in order!
She is really messy.
he lacks easygoing repulsive organization, nothing may come out of chaos.
she has uptight, welcoming disarray, everything causes rigid structure.
big boobs
little dicks
big vaginas
small weiner
ginormus weiner
tiny pussy
big beaver
Small bird
large fish
innocent victim
Culpable party
Innocent Man
Guilty Man
swapping \"Man\" for \"Girl
I dont get this
but I do
guilty man
Innocent Man
Guilty Woman
Innocent Man
Michael Jackson
Wesley Snipes
That kid who plays Malcom from Malcom in the middle
Wesley Snipes
Michael Landon
Lisa Simpsons
Bart Simpson
Krusty the Klown
sideshow bob
ned flanders
marilyn manson
Britney Spears
a wonderful artist whose work inspires billions of people around the world
a huge phony whos work dulls the senses of ten to fiten people in one small parking lot
a sentance with all the words spelled correctly
a paragraph - indeed, a whole novella - of uneven quality.
a word that partly novella of even poor state
a number that fully books of always good country
a letter that empty T.V of never bad land
two nouns that fulls T.V. in always nice county
the light
the heavy
the weightless
any heavy
none light
any heavy
only light
universe of blindness
seeing everything
seeing nothing
seeing everything
seeing not anything
seeing he
not seeing he
seeing he
seeing she
eating she
pooing he
she eats
she covered her eyes
she watched intently
he ignored lazily
she vigorously gave her full attention.
He was very distracted in a lazy way.
She was actively attentive.
She was lazily unresponsive.
he where happilly greatfull
he where unhapilly ungreatfull
Though art of dying by act of die was the cast of the lot
i am living by truth of live was the audience of the little
You arent dying by lies of death was the lone spectator of the large
Your life ends
when death begins
then life ends
fisrt, death starts
second, life continues
third, inanimate stops
slow motion
fast static
slow dynamic
quick stasis
slow transformation
fast stagnation
slow prime
fast prime
slow at last
quick to first
Slow to Last
Fast to First
Slow to Second
Nonexistant to Zero
Existant to the Ends of the Number Line.
Nonexistant to the Beginnings of the Number Line.
Existing to the endings of the letter circle
Dying at the birth of the square envelope
Being born at the death of the sperical letter
Dying at the birth of the square letter
living in a death in a round number
dying out of life outside of sharp sacrifice
living in not of death inside not of dull blessing
dying in life outside of sharp curse
living through death in the arms of a smooth blessing
deing through life in the legs of a troubling curse
esruc gnilbuort a fo sgel eht ni efil hguorht gnied
I love that word!
I hate that word
I like the internet
I dislike the internet
I like the internet
I like trees
trees like I
Not like mountains!
Similar to valleys.
different to hills
Cheese is nice
I am god
You are god
I am an insignificant mortal
I am an all-powerful god
you were two not so strong beggars
I am one strong rich man
your flaby arms pronounce you poor
my fat legs decline me rich
your tiny arms accepts you poor
My huge legs decline my rich
this place is big and trapping me
that small thing is my get out of jail free card
This other big thing is get into jail free card
Cats are needlesly mean
Giant Moths will soon capture the country Uganda
Uganda will soon capture some Giant Moths
Alabama will never free many Midget Monks
Washington wont always capture some Large Nuns
New York will always free some Small Nuns
Los Angeles won\'t ever capture all big priests
Tiny heathens were imprisoned on a desert island.
Large Hells Are free in an icy paradise
small heavans are caged in a fiery hell
large hells are free in icy paradice
small heavens are shackled in fiery hell
Big earths are unlocked in extinguished paradise
Marilyn Manson
Al Gore
george bush
big bird
small bird
large bird
san fransico
obi wan
serious ibo
Dingo flakes
fluffy chips
dense blocks
etherial entrances
hellacious exits
Heavenly Entrance
Hellish Exit
Through the Cloudy Gates he traversed through his dreams
through the clear sky she wandered through her dreams
partial of solid ground he found incomplete he impossible
partial of solid ground he found incomplete he impossible
It\'s entirely possible that he\'s afraid of the water.
It\'s null impossible that she\'s in love with the fire
It is possible that he hates the fire
It is not possible that he does not hate water
It is not possible that he hates water
It is not possible that he does not hate water
the dude loves him some water!
any chick hates her that air!
every dude loves him this dirt
no dude loves his dirt
any dude would like to love his dirt but unfortuneatly....
does not
Oh, but it does
No, but it doesn\'t
But It will enter the sky
It happens every time
it never happens
it happens all the time
They don\'t ever
They do always
They never do
We always don\'t
You never do
you always do
you never do
you always do
you never do
i always do
you cant do
i can do
You can\'t do.
I want to.
I do not want to.
I want to do everything everywhere, all the time.
i dont want to do anthing everywhere, all the time.
i want to anything everywhere, all the time.
you don\'t want not to nothing nowhere, never.
Hello there.
Goodbye here.
hello there
cya here
hello over there
goodbye starting here
hello ending there
goodbye beginning here
An unspoken greeting
A raucous farewell
A velvet encounter
a cotton discounter
a cotton encounter
silk encounter
metal discount
metal count
gaseous peasant
solid royalty
solid millionaire
incorporeal pauper
invisible to the rich
obvious to the poor
incomprehensible to the poor
endless wealth
object poverty
vaporous riches
plasmatic destitution
non plasmatic destitution
an understandable phrase
a nonsensical coloquialism
a meaningful formalism
multiple meaningless informalists
A single univocal pedant.
pee pee
kidney stones
pancreas nitrogen
enhanceable starshine
Ultraviolet lamp
infrared shade
ultraviolet light
infrared darkness
blinding microwaves
cataract-removing gravity
Blinding weightlessness.
ultraviolet glare
ultraviolet glare
turning into inky silent murky darkness, not entirely unlike the engrained memory of the parting of Gods lips to speak the First Words Of Creation
it is all science god just is a nice little story for religious people to tell it all happened with the big bang
Legend tells us a horrifying tale of atheists creating the universe with a tiny whimper.
History fails to mention the glory of the priests observing the Big Bang with a \'Huzzah!\'
The future always brings up the hatred of the preists that ignore the Big Bang with a \'Damn it!\'.
The past often ignores the whispers of love uttered by the acolyte, \'Bless them all\'.
The future always remembers the screaming hatred of the gypsy: \"Go away!\"
the past never forgets the whispering love of the noble: \"Stay Here\"
the present always forgets the towering rage of the common man: \\\"Go Away\\\"
Alternate dimensions recall indifferent celebrities muttering nonsense
The universe has forgotten the awake, eloquent unknown
The single celled organism hasn\'t rembered the sleep, it is known
The multi cellular organism remembers sleep but is unable to unwind from stress, it knows
Stupid but sentient
intelligent as well as insensitive
stupid is as stupid does
talk to me
thalk to you
ignore you, talk to no one
Pay attention to you, ignore everyone
Ignore Yourself, help others
Indulge Yourself, let others fend for themselves.
Restrain others. Abstain from self defense.
Encourage others. Abstain with self defense.
Discourage everyone around you...Embrace lust and defend yourself!
kiss ass
ur mom sucks dick!
Encourage everyone to give themselves up
ur mom sucks her dick!
in the jungle you must wait
until dice shows five or eight
in the jungle you must wait

A nobody, pretending to live real life.
The Pope
The Anti-Christ
A scrambled egg
A descrambled baby
wise men
The Three Stooges
The A-team
The Z-team
fuck team
Solitary murderer
several paramedics
relatively few axe-murderers
quite a lot of zombies
very few normal people
a lot of strange people
small group of normal lizards
Giant Jhon Wilts Booth
Tiny JKF
Giant Laguardia
I mysteriously found myself in a tiny airport named after the Emporor of Timbuktu.
We arrived at TGIF
la la
lo lo
high high
Very low, very low.
not very high,
Really Low down
falsely high up
truthfully on the ground
lieing that you are floating in mid air.
telling the truth that I am falling on the ground and never stopping reading because there is not a period
very short sentence
super long word.
short picture
long 1000 words
short 1000 words
the perfect number of numbers
all of the wrong words
One correct sentence
nonsensical word
ordered struucture
It was a gellatenous goo that held no form for very long.
Everything is rigid and never changes, ever.
Chaos theory
peace speach
thoughts of george w. bush
speaking of john kerry.
Yesterday, I met a real live hero in the flesh.
tomorrow you will never meat a fake death enemy out of the bone
yeterday you met a real live friend in the skin
today I didn\'t meet the fake dead worst enemy out of blood.
yesterday I didn\'t meet someone who talkes about peace love and understanding.
tomorow I going to meet george bush
today I\'n not going to meet a peace activast
today \'m going to meet a war freak
yesterday you forgot you lunch
Tomorrow, lunch forgets you.
corned beef
not corned beef
Definitely corned beef
High fructose corn syrup
Low fructose tomato soup
Sugar high vegtable salad
Couch potato teenager high on crack
Preppy cheerleader doing her nails.
Gothic programmer
Hippie curator
Lawyer dicease
jesus alive
the anti-christ is dead
god is alive
the devil is dead
a cheerleader is living and well.
the world is no longer well and is unliving
Mars is alive
venus is dead!
King of the Gods
King of the Mortals
King of the Gods
You are a loser!
You are kool!
you are unkool
your stupidity is your undoing
I am super smart cuz I do stuff
I am an idiot because I lie around all day eating cheddar gold fish and wathching soap operas about monster trucks and demilition derby cars.
I am smart because I have a life, and talk about reality.
I am not smart because I am dead, and talk of the inconsequential.
He is Einstein, and writes about matters of universal importance.
She isn\'t Einstein, and reads about antimatters of no importance.
She is weird
He\'s not weird
She\'s weird
Hes not weirs
She is weirs
He is not rapid.
He is not vapid.
He is sharp.
He is dull.
He is smart.
He is dumb.
He is wise.
She was foolish.
I am stupid.
She was smart.
she was stupid
she was intelligent
she was ignorant
she was a penis
he was greatly shunned by all
she was poorly liked by some
some people, being cruel for no reason, decided his life was loved by too many purple dogs, so they put his face in a paper bag
the kind whole world found it was hated by yellow cats and so it appeared
the mean half town lost it is loved by green dogs and then it disapeared
the nice full city found it is hated by blue cats and then in appeared
Clifford the big red dog
Anna the magical vaginal
Peter the inflatable penis
Your pussy is so wet than I have to fuck you deeeeeep !!!!
my dick isnt so dry than you dont have to kiss me shallow
Kiss me Shallow, my dick is so dry its all you can do
Give Richard a glass of water.
Take Richard\'s food from him.
Give the king his dues
Fold your pair of queens
The three princes stretched out their kinks.
The Princess Bride
The Princess Groom
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
Scorchin hot
freezing cold
Oh my god it is hot outside.
ah my devil, is it cold in here?
It\'s hot as hell
Are you sure you dont just have a fever?
Are you sure you\'re okay?
You are not sure you\'re ill.
Your are incapable of understanding the illness
I am capable of not understanding a health
I am uncapable of not understanding a health.
Your a Dentist
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
you would hate to be homeless
back off! my penny
front on. your dollar
Back into my nickel
Forward your quarter
reverse me penny
sideswipe her dollar
Pay off
take out a big loan from the bank and never pay it back.
Run around in the street handing out money.
Stand still in the house and be handed money.
Move around the house and steal.
stay still inside but donate
go out and take wantonly
I think I\'ll stay in, cozy up to the fire with a glass of wine, and read a good book.
the Inevitable moron
an uncertain genius
a downright fool
an upright fool
smart people used their heads too much so they were required to stand upside-down on their heads.
Dummies with low IQs weren\'t asked to do head stands, due to tehre dunce caps
assholes without iq scores sat down because they didn\'t have pants
Einstein Slept
Paris Hilton Awake
Mother Theresa Asleep
pat got really bored one day and decided to see if anyone gave a damn... do you give a damn?
pat had so many exciting things to do one day that he couldn\'t chose which. he decided nobody gave a damn. do you not give a damn?
Everyone cares about each other
Nobody cares about themselves
Everybody cares about themselves.
Nobody likes you
i love you
you hate me
i love myself
i dont love me
you do hate you
what is good not
is bad
is good
is bad
it worsened
get up and get going
Stay in bed
Getting up way too early
Not getting up at all
On the say to Oz
Silent witch
noisy bitch
silent male dog
noisy female cat
A mime
A ecxiting Video game
a boring book
fun internet
boring TV
Interesting literature
uninteresting literature
interesting novel
Boring Greek Tragedies
shakespearean romance
rap fued
1960\'s peace among people but not aliens.
destroy all humans! 2
Save no leopards! -2
Preserve the antelopes. 2^64.
Kill the leopards? 2
Save the peguins! 643
Nuke the whales! 777
Feed the whales! -57
Feed the whales to the earth
Feed the sardines to Hell
Puke doves from heaven
consume demons from hell
vomited angels but not from hell
love is eternal
hate isn\'t fleeting
loathing is forever
love is non-existant
Hate is omnipotent
love is omnipotent
hate has no power
energizer bunnies keep going and going and going and going and going.....
black deer never give ain\'t going and ain\'t going and ain\'t going and ain\'t going...
Green daffodils never repeat themselves.
Yellow roses are utterly repetitive.
Blue sesor are not at all aweso
Magenta octopi are all good writers
1000 monkeys on 100 typewriters
One man sitting at a computer
a million monkeys washing the dishes.
A BIG WATERMELONY FISH
a small raisiny chicken
a big watermelony fish
The Small Mango-like Bird
A large suit-wearing worm
2 tiny sweater-eating cats
does gina smell
Gina does not smell
yes, she does!
no she doesnt
yes he does
no he doesn\'t
but of course
and no way
all the way
Go nowhere at all
Full scholarship to the best university.
Sudden infant death syndrome.
BABYBACK ribs
BABYBACK ribs
adultfront back
childback front
adultfront back
childhood forwards
elderhood backwards
tenderfoot forwards
Stamping sideways
Tiptoeing forwards
sailing down the stairs
crawling up the stairs
sailing down the stairs
bumping up the ladder
dropping down the hole
rising above the dirt
falling below the sky
floating over the land
sinking underneath the sea
sailing to unknown horizons
treading water in familiar places
drowning in the middle of nowhere
swimming near home
wading on vacation
lifeguard at work
death for fun
life is serious
deceased are jokes
beings are truth
aliens are man-made
natural borns made man
artificial deaths destroyed animals
real life creates babies
unbelievable deaths eliminates adults
biography on the life of creating kids
fiction stories on dying from recreation
novels based on real life fun
boring short stories
most exciting tall actual events
depressing little lies
high uplifting reality
sad short stories
joyous times
terrible day
the best time to never be there
the worst time to show up
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled
god never pushed the worst slut
nothing always tugs the greatest prude
everything forever yanks the promiscuous loser
whatever isnt there repels the virgin champ
orgy everywhere
know where to no sex
don\'t worry about where you don\'t do it
The location is of vital importance
Who cares where we are?
We\'re here, we care.
They are blithely unaware.
We Know.
mariah carey
your mom
MY MOM
YOUR MOM
Your dad
your mom
your brother
your grandma
my grandma
We need a real life miracle.
We have a faked death sham.
That guy is genuinely alive.
This monkey was artificialy killed.
That whale was inseminated quite naturally, I assure you.
I stabbed that shark with a giant penis.
She sucked the under-endowed John Dory.
he blowed an over-lost xavier windowy.
she sucked no underfound door
he blew on overlost opening
The hermaphrodite found upright posts
the andogynist lost fallen comments
unfaithful little gnewt\'s should be slandered

A conspicuous absence of Satan and his helpers
A bunch of angels with very dangerous weapons
A flock of Tasmanian Devils flinging wet noodles
One welsh angel, not carrying any food produce of any kind
A very heavy devil, carrying every sort of food possible
two british devils carry one poison unproductively
A very heavy devil, carrying every sort of food possible
A light Cavalier drops the water.
A dark Cavalier drops the water.
No light holds the air.
Some dark drops no ground.
Most light rises to sky.
little dark falls one a ground
many angles rise \"two\" Z sky
Most light rises to sky.
This particular patch of darkness is condemned to Hell.
That random cluster of light is blessed to heaven.
This ascending spiral is cursed to hell!
This decending spiral is held up to heaven!
The anti-slinky falls into Hell.
Hell runs into the anti-slinky and sends it up to Earth
Earth destroys the anti-slinky and the people celebrate!
The martian woman in the slinky dress mourns.
the human man out of the blocks undress is happy
The cat plays with the ball of yarn.
a dog fights without a block of metal string!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most light rises to sky.
Most darkness envelopes the ground.
Some light bares the news

Perfect coherence.
Incomprehensible drivel.
Completely understood well organized orders.
Freedom fighters speaking in tongues
Tyranical facists dictating to their secrataries.
carl is hot
jimmy newtron isn\'t cold
Adult Swim warms me up.
Kiddy Walk frosts me down.
Adult stop melts you up.
Toddler thrust solidifies me down
teen pull liquifies you up!
30 + book club
Minor sex cabal
big boring thing
small interesting nothing
Big Hondas
small chevy
big ford
little fjord
humble arrogance
Facist dictators chewing gum.
liberal hippies drinking juice
conservative conventionalists eating fruit
Socialists throwing meats
Conservatives catching vegetables
Liberals losing fatgrams
Conservatives winning thin air.
The Labour Party losing a block of stone
A holiday camp giving out free feathers
A labor camp whipping the skin off prisoners.
The love boat passengers in whipped cream.
a hate car driver out of treated well hard candy
two nice bike riders full of raw spoiled soft broccolli
millions of aggressive pilots pouring out good solid pizza
Tunnel dwellers planting plastic explosives.
Cave raidors eating cardboard boxes.
Cave owners canning okra and tomatoes.
Bill Gates invests in Apple
Steve Jobs invests in microsoft.
While a representative from Apple decides its time to sell all his stocks in Yahoo. This of course upsets his wife of three years as it was actually *her* stocks. So our poor Apple representative is forced to try to make amends. How, you ask? With a romantic dinner for two!
A poor redneck beating his wife
A rich blueleg helping her husband.
Thee poor redarms hurting their ex-wife
Four rich bluelegs loving their wives
against greenshoes beating her husbands
away from red gloves helping his wives
towards blue gloves stealing his husbands
to move away from yellow socks giving her wives - Sanity
to stay close to purple hats stealing his husbands - Madness
- Reason to get far away from yellow cleets giving their wives
Reason not to come close to blue hair keeping your husbands
Illogical desire to run away from bald men and losing their wives
Sasquatch stole my girlfriend.
Sasquatch did not steal my boyfriend.
My boyfriend is a nude dancer
Janet Reno.
her girlfriend is a costumed couch potato
his boyfriend was a naked smth
My girlfriend is a goddess
His boyfriend is unfaithful.
her girlfriend is faithful
His dad is cheating
Her mom is not cheating.
Chad Knaus got caught.
Chad Knaus escaped.
Chad Knaus got caught.
Chad knaus got away.
Bobby Brown came.
Whitney Houston went?
Magnus Hartford came
Passive voice
Active voice
Aggressive thought.
peaceful no-brainer
champas das brainas
The opposite of what he said.
The same as what she didn\'t say.
They said the same thing, twice.
They never said different nothings once.
I once said nothing but never different
i never heard anything the same
I talk all the time, saying the same thing over and over
I always hear the same as the others
I\'m indifferent
You/\'re different.
I\'m the same.
I;m different
I\'m the same
they\'re changing
staying the same
status not quo
Status is quo
quo is status
The status is anything but average.
The lowly plain man
the hero
Any old fiend.
No new enemy.
old friends
new enemies
Ancient statues err